Movie Caption Contest #35: I'm in the mood for love

[The Squire of Gothos]

Miniature time travel Kirk smuggled himself inside a very well known beard...

<oh boy!>

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "All right, Nichelle, let's get this over with. God knows the fans have been dreaming about this for years."

A alternate name for the Briar Patch is "The Horny Nebula."

 

[Outpost4]

^

Riker: I'll show you a briar patch, baby!

 

[Shatmandu]

Shatner: "Michael Dorn?"

Troi: "Your dick still feels undersized. I thought since my tits felt firmer, your dick might get to be normal size. Illogical, I know ..."
<Riker sighs and stops.>

Shatner: "That's my colostomy bag. Move your hand to the right and down ... There you go ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't worry, Bones. I've been asking around. According to old Klingon penal code dating back more than two centuries, any offworlder with really heavy pancake makeup has to be given early parole."

DEANNA:"Not here, Will!

At least wait until I go find where I put the riding crop, rubber hand and zipper mask!"

 

[Nebusj]

``I'm practicing to play the title role in the remake of Georges Melies's Un Voyage Dans La Lune.''

Deanna Troi thought the greatest purchase she ever made was the TroiBot 2500. Will Riker never suspected a thing.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm working on a way to get us out of here, Bones. Just keep calm and stay quiet.

If my plan went without a hitch, we'll find a duranium shovel, two picks and a bucket of Bolian eyeballs under our bunks in the morning.


Don't ask."

"BEHAVE, Will!

The last time you acted this way, we couldn't keep Mister Barclay from listening in at my door for a week!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Please, you have to understand, I have a heart condition. I have to be on the bottom. I've got a note from my doctor. Right, Bones?"

McCoy: "Leave me the hell alone, Jim."

Riker: "Don't worry. I'm sure Reg wouldn't mind us doing this in his Voyager program."

 

[Triskelion]

Her nostrils are gaping. It's such a turnoff. They just keep staring at me.

I don't understand, Deanna--why do I always have to bite your cheek first?

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

So, you're saying that you don't like my Tribble Pelt Coat?

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Riker's Holodeck programmes became more and more disturbing on these deep space missions.

 

[Candlelight]

The anomaly that had swapped Deanna's body with Picard was causing a headache for the captain.

 

[Rat Boy]

The anomaly that had swapped Deanna's body with Picard was causing a headache for the captain.

Picard, as Troi: "I think I have a headache, Number One."

Riker: "I wasn't buying that excuse last night and I'm not buying it now."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship

 

[Candlelight]

Movie Caption Contest #35: I'm in the mood for channel surfing

"Kirk had a small pecker"...

..."Riker has a small pecker"...

..."Adama is compensating for a lack of something"...

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #35: I'm in the mood for channel surfing

Sulu:Photon Torpedoes ready, Captain

Picard:"Adama is compensating for a lack of something... wait, he's standing right behind me, right?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

McCoy:"I wish those two would just get a room already..."

 

[Triskelion]

[Removed as per board rules]
Happy Birthday, Deanna!


[Removed as per board rules]
No no no Geordie, the focus is all wrong. And Wesley, your sound mixing is awful. It's not hot. I'm not hot. Are you hot?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Okay, I'm done. You think you could blow my buddy?"
Morphy: "I already did."

 

[zephramc]

Troi: Ohh Will...
Riker: Ohh Minuette...
Troi: Oh no you didn't!

Martia: Ohh Jim...
Kirk: Ohh... You...