Movie Caption Contest #35: I'm in the mood for love

[Rat Boy]

For once I've got nothing clever to write here. The captions this week speak for themselves. On to the winners:

"My chair squeaks, he says. Yer fat ass squeaks, I says."

All that Scotch had to catch up with him sometime...

"Damn ye, MicroSoft and your 'upgrades'... three centuries and ye still can't keep Vista from crashin'!"

Stewart: Get Rick Berman on the phone and you tell him if Spiner's getting a damned story by credit, I'd better as hell be getting a fucking executive producer credit, or by god, his office will share the same fate as this bridge.

After demolishing the stage and finishing half a song Jean-Luc Rotten stormed off the stage.

"What's it like in there Captain?"
"Not as bad as on the bridge, number one. Can't remember if there were only two dead ensigns in here before, or three."

The "Urban Dictionary Award for What the Hell is that?"

It took a week for Picard to figure out the partygoers had "Upper-Decked" his ready-room toilet.

The Photoshop Awards:

Bloody hell. I've gone and cracked the chronoton assembly! One a' you steamin' blootered numpties fetch the bloody duct tape!

Wesley: "Mr Scott, can I lend you a hand?"
Scotty: "That's okay ladie. Now, where's that button to extend this bloody contraption?"

The Multi-Pic Caption Awards:

On a whim, Scotty attempted breakdancing...

...with the inevitable results.

"I can't believe they think I don't know jack about the 24th century, wait till they see my upgrade to their bridge!"

"Mr. SCOTT!!!!"

Phew. That's a lot of winners for that many entries. And now, for Trek's second-greatest contribution to science fiction, human on alien lovin'!

 

[Rat Boy]

Much to Kirk's disappointment, Rura Penthe didn't give out mouth wash to its inmates.

Riker: "What I need I can't get from Dr. Crusher. Well, I could and I did technically once, but that was when I had that slug in me."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion.

 

[Candlelight]

"Could you... pretend to be me again... just for this time"

As Riker gently kissed Troi, her hand slipped down. This was an extremely passionate moment, but all she could think about was how small it was.

 

[cultcross]

As Riker gently kissed Troi, her hand slipped down. This was an extremely passionate moment, but all she could think about was how small it was.

"Is that a type I phaser in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"

 

[cultcross]

"Oh my - when my life flashes before my eyes, I'll remember this! oh my..."

 

[Candlelight]

Troi loved it when he did that.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Oh God. Why is Rat Boy obsessed with human-on-alien lovin'?"

Alien: "Look at his name, dufus. He's the product of human-on-rodent lovin'."

The next day, Troi had the rather large growth removed from her left cheek.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Will you two keep it down? I'm trying to sleep!"

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Will you two keep it down? I'm trying to sleep!"

Alien: "YOU keep it down. Kirk keep it up."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Martia: Why do you have a tattoo down here that says, "Property of Spock"?

 

[Outpost4]

Riker: You might be able to read my mind but that's not what's doing the thinking.

Kirk: I'm growing a toupee.

 

[Rat Boy]

Vreenak: "It's a FAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

 

[Michael]

Vreenak: "It's a TAMPOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

 

[Gertch]

"Hold on a minute Will. We're far enough from Earth we're picking up an old episode of Desperate Housewives."

 

[CaptainJon]

"You're not Spock...what happened to Spock?"

 

[Gertch]

One reason you don't undo rock piles on Veridian III.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk's unbelievably hairy chest is the main reason why he never got into any of those fights-where-his-shirt-gets-ripped during the movies.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I have no respect for you now, why would I have any for you in the morning?"

Picard, drunk, offscreen: "That's it, nuzzle her neck ... Nice a soft; get her in the mood. Now Deanna, reach down and give his nuts a hard twist ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "I learned in college that men with facial hair like yours are actually hidden homosexuals, hoping to attract men with a vagina-like structure on the face; the receptacle for the penis is a mouth rather than a vagina."