Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

[cooleddie74]

"In case you were wondering, Earthman...my father is from a species called the Ferengi...and my mother was a box of rubber and plastic fishing tackle."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Price you name...

Stupid ascot I got."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Look, when I called you my 'backwards friend,' that's not what I meant."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

McCoy: "Sulu would love you. He rarely gets to look a lover in the face"

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "What do you mean you can't lick your own back?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Its a little known fact that it was Captain Terrell who shot first.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Aren't you a little young to be traveling around the galaxy with a creepy old man?"

Luke: "Ben, what's he talking about?"

Obi-Wan: "Forget he said anything."

Luke: "Hmmm. I forgot what he said."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

McCoy:"Its alright, son, I'm a doctor. Just tell me where the Jedi touched you.
Obi-Wan:"You don't need to know where I touched him..."
McCoy:"I don't need to know where he touched you..."
Obi-Wan:"We can go now"
McCoy:"You can go now...."

 

[Candlelight]

Ben: "You don't need to go to Genesis"
McCoy: "Why you green- er... red? What colour are you anyway?"
Ben: "Why not chop off my head and find out. You'll be surprised"

 

[Jptrekker]

Stumbling around youtube, I found this video which resembles where this caption contest has gone, espically at 1:40. Enjoy...and meet me down at the coffee shop, Grignak has a fresh pot brewing.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "What the fuck is a 'job hand'?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Hey, that's great. Wish I thought of that sooner."

Obi-Wan: "I believe we should get indoors. The Vulcans are easily startled but will soon be back and in greater numbers."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

"Fetish you name, money I name, otherwise orgasm no."

 

[Triskelion]

"Quatloo."

"Greedo."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Oh, sure, let's go to the period party, you said. It's so much classier than the bathhouse they're turning my bridge into. I've never been so bored in my life."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Picard: "Oh, sure, let's go to the period party, you said. It's so much classier than the bathhouse they're turning my bridge into. I've never been so bored in my life."

Lily: "Yes, Jean-Luc, but I wasn't invited to the bathhouse party. Sulu is the closest thing to a women they allowed in there.

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "Oh, Alderaan system restricted. Take permits many. Money more."

Luke: "Can we try some other guy?"

Obi-Wan: "No, he's my old master's brother-in-law. I owe him a favor."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Oh God, he's breeding!"

Little Grignak: "Oh, forgive. I here am new."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Picard:"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!"
Fish Looking Coffee Asswipe:"Slow down. Computer I am not!"
Kirk:"Tea? Is he some kind of fruit?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Barney the Testicles was disappointed that he wasn't catching on as much as Grignak.