Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. cooleddie74

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  3. Rat Boy

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    McCoy: "Look, when I called you my 'backwards friend,' that's not what I meant."
     
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  5. Rat Boy

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    Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "What do you mean you can't lick your own back?"
     
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  7. Rat Boy

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    McCoy: "Aren't you a little young to be traveling around the galaxy with a creepy old man?"

    Luke: "Ben, what's he talking about?"

    Obi-Wan: "Forget he said anything."

    Luke: "Hmmm. I forgot what he said."
     
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    McCoy:"Its alright, son, I'm a doctor. Just tell me where the Jedi touched you.
    Obi-Wan:"You don't need to know where I touched him..."
    McCoy:"I don't need to know where he touched you..."
    Obi-Wan:"We can go now"
    McCoy:"You can go now...."
     
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  10. Jptrekker

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    Stumbling around youtube, I found this video which resembles where this caption contest has gone, espically at 1:40. Enjoy...and meet me down at the coffee shop, Grignak has a fresh pot brewing.
     
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    McCoy: "Hey, that's great. Wish I thought of that sooner."

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    Picard: "Oh, sure, let's go to the period party, you said. It's so much classier than the bathhouse they're turning my bridge into. I've never been so bored in my life."
     
  16. EliyahuQeoni

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    Lily: "Yes, Jean-Luc, but I wasn't invited to the bathhouse party. Sulu is the closest thing to a women they allowed in there.
     
  17. Rat Boy

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    Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "Oh, Alderaan system restricted. Take permits many. Money more."

    Luke: "Can we try some other guy?"

    Obi-Wan: "No, he's my old master's brother-in-law. I owe him a favor."
     
  18. Rat Boy

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    McCoy: "Oh God, he's breeding!"

    Little Grignak: "Oh, forgive. I here am new."
     
  19. EliyahuQeoni

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    Picard:"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!"
    Fish Looking Coffee Asswipe:"Slow down. Computer I am not!"
    Kirk:"Tea? Is he some kind of fruit?"
     
  20. Rat Boy

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    Barney the Testicles was disappointed that he wasn't catching on as much as Grignak.