"In case you were wondering, Earthman...my father is from a species called the Ferengi...and my mother was a box of rubber and plastic fishing tackle."
McCoy: "Aren't you a little young to be traveling around the galaxy with a creepy old man?" Luke: "Ben, what's he talking about?" Obi-Wan: "Forget he said anything." Luke: "Hmmm. I forgot what he said."
McCoy:"Its alright, son, I'm a doctor. Just tell me where the Jedi touched you. Obi-Wan:"You don't need to know where I touched him..." McCoy:"I don't need to know where he touched you..." Obi-Wan:"We can go now" McCoy:"You can go now...."
Ben: "You don't need to go to Genesis" McCoy: "Why you green- er... red? What colour are you anyway?" Ben: "Why not chop off my head and find out. You'll be surprised"
Stumbling around youtube, I found this video which resembles where this caption contest has gone, espically at 1:40. Enjoy...and meet me down at the coffee shop, Grignak has a fresh pot brewing.
McCoy: "Hey, that's great. Wish I thought of that sooner." Obi-Wan: "I believe we should get indoors. The Vulcans are easily startled but will soon be back and in greater numbers."
Picard: "Oh, sure, let's go to the period party, you said. It's so much classier than the bathhouse they're turning my bridge into. I've never been so bored in my life."
Lily: "Yes, Jean-Luc, but I wasn't invited to the bathhouse party. Sulu is the closest thing to a women they allowed in there.
Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "Oh, Alderaan system restricted. Take permits many. Money more." Luke: "Can we try some other guy?" Obi-Wan: "No, he's my old master's brother-in-law. I owe him a favor."
Picard:"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!" Fish Looking Coffee Asswipe:"Slow down. Computer I am not!" Kirk:"Tea? Is he some kind of fruit?"