Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "What makes you think I can find this Nemo for you?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Grignak: "I'm just here until my weed business takes off, you know, dude? That or my band. We rock the cock, you know? Duh-duh-duh dhu-duh deeeneaowwwww!"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

The first indication that there was something wrong with McCoy's mental health was his continual visions of Spock weeks after the funeral.

 

[Shatmandu]

Grignak: "Look, Leonard, it's just not out working. It's not you, it is fault mine."
McCoy, sobbing: "I can change!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "Alderaan? Alderaan allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

At that moment, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker decided to try a different cantina.

 

[Rat Boy]

Greedo: "Do I look like I serve coffee?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Greedo: "Song pich aley. Bun yo noni nu choko makachisa. Jabba du ning che kopa. Muri shani haz tanga wanya uska. Chas ke niawi du chuzu."

McCoy: "Something wrong with the damned universal translator..."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

"Droids in here allowed are not!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Thanks for the win, I think this is the first time I've caption in the Movies forum.

McCoy: So why don't we head over to my cabin and...

Grignak: That is orifice forbidden, require quatloos many.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: So I start Sulu's exam and he asks if I can use the whole fist...

Grignak: "The whole fist..." *sigh*

 

[Rat Boy]

Actor playing Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "How soon is now. How much is...uh, Mr. Nimoy, sir, what's my bloody motivation. I mean, is this sod like Yoda or is he mentally handicapped or something? Throw me a bloody bone, man!"

 

[Outpost4]

"I am the rotting corpse of Yul Brenner. You need to stop smoking today, Dee."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Mos Eisley was such a rough space-port that even the local StarBucks had turned into a gay bath-house.

 

[Rat Boy]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Who are you two supposed to be, the Wookiees. For God's sake, ever hear of waxing?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Think this is tacky lookin'?

You should see my former captain's assless chaps."

Dennis Farina's career took something of a minor plunge after Dick Wolf fired him.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The ones on the top of my head are great for snagging largemouth bass and rainbow trout. The bottoms...bluegills."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

McCoy:"You're pulling a gun on me?! Cuz you can bet your horse-fish looking snout that I'm firing first, you green skinned son of a bitch!"

 

[Mister.Woof]

Hey, thanks for the win. It was unexpected.

"Your sport favourite."

"My favourite sport? Uh eh... Fly fishing."


Boy. These caption contests can be difficult. Sometimes I stare at the monitor with a Balok-like look on my face, other times a caption pops right into my brain cell.

 

[Candlelight]

"Eng de flaf, uh de chocolate moose"