Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by The Illusive Man, Jan 18, 2014.
KIRK: Reliant. Superior intellect my tuckus...
KHAN: Defiant, Reliant or Saratoga, your next ship will be the Lexington!
SORAN: Once I get these plates off, this will make an excellent hair clip.
Khan: "So... shall we begin?"
Khan: "I- what?"
Kirk: "I said no."
Khan: "He tasks me... he tasks me..."
Kirk: ``He is such a weenie.''
Khan: ``I am not a weenie! You are the weenie!''
Cochrane: ``So what's your point?''
Soran: ``That little devil. All this time he's been streaming Babylon 5.''
Khan: You see, Joachim, it is possible to create a riveting story without shiny lens flares and boobs flailing about.
Kirk: Boobs? Do what now?
Lily: Check out these motherf*ckers.
Zephram: Don't ever change, Lily.
B'Etor: We could give you a shuttle.
B'Etor: Eject you in a lifepod.
B'Etor: Launch you in a probe.
B'Etor: We could just fly you to the Nexus in the ship we are all in now.
Soran: I've told you to stop doing this.
B'Etor: Reconfigure a photon torpedo casing.
MONTALBAN: Not now Judson, I'm trying to borrow Bill Shatner's hair for my movie with Leslie Nielsen.
Khan: No, Captain, you are far more suited to the role of Taggart than I. I shall play the upstart brigand Axel Foley, while Detective Billy falls to Joachim.
Sulu: Ooh, can I be Lieutenant Bogomil?
Saavik: Serge would be the logical choice.
Khan: Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold"? Well, the same is not true of duck à l'orange! You were supposed to be here for dinner two hours ago!
KHAN: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Khan: The Broncos lost by HOW much?
Lily: There it goes!
Zefram: What is it?
Lily: Peyton's hopes of being the greatest
Khan: Oh, I've given you no color scheme to keep!
Cochrane: Ah crap, Team Daedelus is gonna want a shot at this too.
B'Etor: he says he took it off of the engineer, but I'm missing my IUD.
Khan: "Patience, Kirk! You can task me in a moment! Right now, Joachim is tasking me."
JOACHIM: That's Kirk? I thought he'd be taller.
KIRK: That's your side-kick, Khan? I thought he'd be older than fifteen!
Cochrane: " If the people in that spacecraft see youi flipping them off ..."
Lily: "What's the worst they can do anyway? Bombard us from orbit?"
Soran: "God I hate Klingons, badly dressed, bad teeth, bad smell, bad ...
... they're right behind me aren't they?"
LILY: Then, once you're rich and famous will move to our own planet, maybe one right about there.
After spoting the Night time Sky writing...
COCHRANE:"Cochrane is really Mr. Skolnick"
Khan: Wait a minute. If that's Chekov, then who in perdition's flames are you?
Khan: But you say Joachim with a "W!"
Chekov: Vhat is he wenting about?
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