Movie Caption Contest # 24: Special FX, Part 2

[Santa Kang]

"yep, the pilot light is out. Beam over a match."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

No one knew that the time travelling phantom plasma explosion graffiti artist was in fact Jean Luc Picard.

 

[Cyke101]

Luckily for Rebecca, Capt. Terrell found the phaser under the bar and promptly shot Sam Malone.

"Do you really think the ship will fit in here?"

Chekov never quite grasped the concept of opening the doors before launching torpedoes.

 

[K-Star]

The Laughing Vulcan said:

No one knew that the time travelling phantom plasma explosion graffiti artist was in fact Jean Luc Picard.

I think we have a winner right there!!!

 

[SantaEddie74]

TERRELL:"Dammit, I hate feathered hair!!!!"

"Fascinating...so THAT is where the plot of the film has been hiding for almost two whole hours."

BURNING MAN 2285!!!

Be there!!!!

 

[Gertch]

The ships Blue Oyster Bar was always packed on Saturday nights.

 

[cultcross]

After Spock's first name was confirmed on screen as 'Carl', the fourth wall didn't so much break as explode.

 

[SantaEddie74]

Finally...a shipboard assignment for Crewman Enterpriser EVERYONE could enjoy.

 

[SantaEddie74]

"OOOPS...SORRY!!!

I...I thought you were that thing looking for that Sarah Connor lady."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Jedda-Fink: "Your phasers cannot harm me, my nipples are like a shield of diburnium osmium."

 

[USS Mariner]

"Who the fuck would design an operating system that uses an actual wall-of-fire?"

 

[Candlelight]

"OK Tom, I'll take the centre square for the block"

 

[CaptainJon]

"I suppose this is another hint that I talk too much?"

"I wonder if this'll hurt?"

 

[Gertch]

"What the? I could have sworn I saw Mallory run down this way."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, in Stall #1: "Ahem."
<pause>
McCoy, angry, in Stall #2: "What is it, Spock?"
Spock, in Stall #1: "<clears throat> Doctor, I believe it is customary to either give a Courtesy Flush or to light the traditional match, when defecating at the volume you are currently experiencing."
McCoy, in Stall #2: "Goddamned sensitive Vulcan. Fine, but I'm not going to flush, because it splashes up and hits my balls ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Terrell: "Garbage day!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Flaming Data's Bar...

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Actually, Captain, this is considerably more pleasant than playing poker with Commander Worf..."

Unfortunately, Crewman Johnny-on-the-Spot's luck had finally run out.

 

[Nebusj]

Today on Mythbusters Adam and Jamie test the old legend about phasers being attracted to gold necklaces.

``Data to Enterprise. Good news: I have found an access panel which I believe will offer us a way to sneak out of this movie.''

``Uh, Cap'n, there's a giant rampaging ball of evil here to see you ... should I send it in?''

 

[SantaEddie74]

"That's it.

OSHA's gettin' a subspace message about this."