Movie Caption Contest # 24: Special FX, Part 2

[cooleddie74]

"This had better NOT be the port for the dumping of Reman crew waste..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "Whoops, I guess the phasers still work."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Damn.

I left the piece of paper with the hatch combination back on the Enterprise."

 

[Candlelight]

 

[BriGuy]

Captain, this is Data. I have successfully reached the Reman vessel, and found some sort of hatch. I am detecting... music.

Picard: Music? Let me hear.

But you've gotta make your own kind of music
sing your own special song,
make your own kind of music even if nobody
else sings along.

 

[Kegek]

Thanks.

Captain Terrell didn't take constructive criticism well.

In vain, Brent Spiner tried to flee the movie.

Spontaneous Combustion: Embarrassing and deadly.

 

[Gertch]

"Dignity, are you in there?"

 

[BriGuy]

Of all the improvements made during the course of the Constitution class refit, the red alert fireball went over least satisfactorily with the crew.

 

[Gertch]

The last species to supply the Federation with flea bombs obviously didn't understand the concept.

 

[BriGuy]

Fireball: Hey.
Crewman: Hey. You new?
Fireball: Yeah, I just transferred in last week.
Crewman: I haven't seen you around before.
Fireball: Well, I have some rather special environmental requirements, so they keep me on this damn midnight shift.
Crewman: Yeah, I hate it too.
Fireball: You might be able to get on another shift. I tried to once, but it... didn't work out so well. But I've gotten used to it. Just makes it hard to make friends.
Crewman: Well, you made one now.
Fireball: Great! Maybe we can get a cup of coffee or something when we get off duty.
Crewman: Sure.

... the human/fireball adventure is just beginning...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Looks like you chose the wrong brand of Superman.

 

[cultcross]

When logic went out the window, Data was sucked along with.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Data: "It is a list of numbers, Sir... 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42"
Picard: "Data, are you certain you're not lost?"

Only then did Starfleet determine that the Horta shouldn't be serving in Engineering.

 

[Rat Boy]

Here, this image might work better:

BriGuy said:

Fireball: Hey.
Crewman: Hey. You new?
Fireball: Yeah, I just transferred in last week.
Crewman: I haven't seen you around before.
Fireball: Well, I have some rather special environmental requirements, so they keep me on this damn midnight shift.
Crewman: Yeah, I hate it too.
Fireball: You might be able to get on another shift. I tried to once, but it... didn't work out so well. But I've gotten used to it. Just makes it hard to make friends.
Crewman: Well, you made one now.
Fireball: Great! Maybe we can get a cup of coffee or something when we get off duty.
Crewman: Sure.

... the human/fireball adventure is just beginning...

Kirk: "Oh no, not the Ass-Rubbing Clone!"

Saavik: "Why'd we bring him along, anyway?"

 

[cultcross]

I have ONE PHASER!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Data to Picard!

I have located the plot for the film...note that it appears to be in very fragile and non-functional condition. I suggest an immediate, emergency beam-out to our sickbay and Doctor Crusher!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Even in the late 23rd century, German heavy metal bands couldn't avoid crippling and maiming stage explosions.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nerys Myk said:

The real reason why you shouldn't tug on Superman's cape.

 

[cooleddie74]

Your acting in this movie is like kryptonite, Winfield! BE GONE!!!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

The new cadets forgot never to feed Scotty just one more "wafher finn mint"