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Movie Caption Contest # 23: Special FX

Rat Boy

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Well, fortunately all that weather worrying was much ado about nothing this time around, so let's get right to it. Last week's winners included a few jokes that were oldies but goodies, which proves that nothing beats a classic:

Nerys Myk said:

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By the 23rd Century Barbra Streisand was so desperate for attention she'd walk up to any microphone and start singing.

archeryguy1701 said:
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Willam Shatner, desperate for more screen time, inserted himself into the shot by making a talking duck with his hand

The Laughing Vulcan said:
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The trouble with holgraphic e-mail is all the spam when you log on.

John_Picard said:
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Gasps from the crowd: "A spaceship" ..."A spaceship"..."A spaceship"

Man in back: "It's only a model."

cooleddie74 said:
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"Damn. Looks like Dr. Cochrane forgot the rule about tossing lit cigarette butts into the methane dump again."

BriGuy said:
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Be grateful this movie wasn't filmed in Smell-O-Vision.

And finally, the clear Photoshop winner:

David_Leese said:
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Congratulations to the winners. As for this week, we have not one, not two, but three examples of the fine art of blending actors and VFX and the inadvertent hilarity that can ensue:

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Unfortunately, Ilia could not parallel park.

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Spock: Commence pretentious monologue.

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Picard: It's a great ball of fire.
 
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Guy in spacesuit: "Hey, assholes, you forgot about me!"

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Spock: "Replace me with that Poindexter from 7th Heaven, huh? Well, screw them; I'm going to go host In Search of..."

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Picard: "The what's doing what? Why doesn't anyone speak English on this ship anymore?"
 
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Gentlemen, this year our Christmas lights display will beat this one from Soran. Am I understood?
 
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Spock: "Uh, would you mind giving us a tow?"


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Riker: "Just you wait. In a couple years, the old geezer will kick the bucket and we'll be running...oh, hi sir!"
 
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Guy: "Wash your windscreen?"

Kirk: "Ignore him Sulu, he'll just go away."


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Spock: "My God! It's full of stars!"

Rob Wise: "Too obvious Len, we don't want to get sued..."


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Picard: "Dammit Q, the Enterprise is not an ashtray!"
 
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Picard from the future: "Well, this is awkward."

Picard from the present: "I guess this means my hair will never grow back."


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Will Riker's Photoshop jokes always had the bridge crew in stitches, however, this might explain why he wasn't offered a command for another eight years.
 
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Parking attendant: "Hey! Hey! You can't park that here! This is a handicapped spacedock!"
 
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I pulled you over for going Warp 8 in a Warp 5 zone.


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Spock (smiling to himself): I wonder how the Ilia probe fit in this suit with me?

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This is the colon polyp we need to destroy!
 
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Meter maids of the late 23rd century had one of the most stressful jobs around.


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"I am now entering the V'Ger orifice...and based on the pockets of turbulence I experienced just a few moments ago...it seems to LOVE it."


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"That reminds me, Will...

Download that Jerry Lee Lewis music file from the ship's cultural database for Counselor Troi."
 
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Sweet, thanks for stopping man. I'm goin' to the Dead concert on Rigel. You headed that way?
 
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