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Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year.

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The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.

Picard: "It's how we pronounce it in the Queen's English... French! Queen's French! Merde! Zut alors! Sacre bleu!"
 
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Picard: "Hmm... Sorry, Doctor, but it's really no contest. Commander Riker's 'command face' beats yours by a mile."


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Collins: "Walter! You've got to sit at the weapons console before we can shoot this scene!"
Koenig: "No! De veapons are evil! And dangerous! And dey hate me, personally!"
Khambatta: "Let me guess. Recent convert to 'method' acting?"
Collins: "They're always difficult for the first month or so."
 
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The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.

Picard: "It's how we pronounce it in the Queen's English... French! Queen's French! Merde! Zut alors! Sacre bleu!"

:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

Je voulais pas vous offenser, mon ami!


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Picard: My love is a fever, longing still for that which no longer nurseth the disease -

Beverly: Captain, France called. They want their cheese back.
 
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Beverly: Captain, we're concerned. I have reason to believe that your... ramming the Enterprise into the Scimitar over and over again may be caused by some sort of deep-seated sexual frustration.

Picard: Don't be absurd, doctor.

Riker: With all due respect, captain, the "ramming" has produced a dozen shuttlecrafts already, and the Scimitar is filing for support payments.
 
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Spock: I see... giant floating heads... and whales. Oh, the whales! And I hear voices! Wait, I died. Maybe they're angels.

McCoy: We're all gonna die.
 
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McCoy: Well? Is that your LDS connection?
Spock: I think Uhura gave us the wrong number. This LDS service keeps asking for a donation for some gardener who died and came back to life. I'll ask them what they know about Genesis.
 
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Crusher - Captian you need to make the most of your off hours.

Picard - Whatever you say Beverly. (said seductively)

Riker - Erm Captian that's my leg...

Picard - Oh I know number 1, I know...Beverly please leave.
 
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Picard: ...you want to get married.
Riker: Yes.
Picard: I'll be hanged, I never thought the two of you had the slightest interest in one another.
Riker: What?! No, of course not. I want to be married to Deanna.
Crusher: "Of course not"?
Riker: I- I didn't mean anything by that, doctor. You're quite a handsome woman, and -
Crusher: "Handsome"? That's it, I'm rescinding my signature on your marriage license.

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Spock: Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your - (notices McCoy)
- tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone, 'bye bye!
(Beat)
Yes, doctor?
 
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