Movie Caption Contest #223: Good times...

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...

MORROW: Are you telling me you think all black people look alike, Admiral Kirk?

KIRK: No. I'm saying I think all admiral's uniforms look alike.

Kirk: Ah, gottcha didn't I? Of course I didn't mistake you for someone else! Oh your face, its priceless! Just a little Enterprise humour.

Morrow: Well, that's alright then. I'll admit you had me going for a second there.

Kirk: I loved you in Superman III!

Morrow: I really hope you mean I look like Chris Reeve...

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

Spock: Admiral, do you have to keep whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown"?

 

[doubleohfive]

Kirk: Wait, Spock! Tell them we have a coupon for free Crazy Bread. They never ask for it.

 

[doubleohfive]

Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...

MORROW: Are you telling me you think all black people look alike, Admiral Kirk?

KIRK: No. I'm saying I think all admiral's uniforms look alike.

Kirk: Ah, gottcha didn't I? Of course I didn't mistake you for someone else! Oh your face, its priceless! Just a little Enterprise humour.

Morrow: Well, that's alright then. I'll admit you had me going for a second there.

Kirk: I loved you in Superman III!

Morrow: I really hope you mean I look like Chris Reeve...

I like the Curb Your Enthusiasm joke better. No offense.

 

[Ayelbourne]

Spock: It would be advisable to take cover, Saavik. There's a three dimensional Pacman coming right at you from behind.

 

[inflatabledalek]

I like the Curb Your Enthusiasm joke better. No offense.

None taken because I've not seen the show.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "I'm not sure why those Klingons are so bent out of shape this time, but tell them to hold that thought; my Zumba class starts in five minutes."

Spock: "What a strong resemblance between you and that Kirstie whatever-her-name-is on Dancing With the Stars All Stars."

Saavik: "Sorry but I just don't see it, Sir."

 

[Balrog]

Spock: How many sugars in your coffee, Captain?

Kirk: I know it's been two and a half years, Mister Spock, but I'd hoped you would have AT LEAST remembered I take ONE sugar...

Spock: Lieutenant, the Admiral is well aware of the regulations. So if he screws up, it's on his ass...

Kirk: We had hope to go back to Genesis.

Morrow: That is out of the question.

Kirk: May I ask why?

Morrow: Uhh, how about 'Because I run this $#^! around here!'? Seriously, just what part of 'That is out of the question' did you not understand?

 

[Isis]

Nobody wanted to be the one to tell Morrow that plomeek, forgetting your breath mints, and meeting with the crew didn't mix very well.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK: You looking at my ass? 'Cause if you are I'm gonna go all Romulan on yours!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Alley: "Hey, Lenny! I just did a quick head count! If you count Meyer's cigars and the best boy's ganja, we've got the non-smokers outnumbered! Let's make them go outside on the next break!"

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has begun!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

And we are locked!