Movie Caption Contest #222: A Generations Finale

Picard: I'm just remembering some of the great times I had with Beverly back when I was in Star Fleet academy...

Worf: Wasn't she like...12 when you were at the academy?!

Picard: The writer seems to think we're the same age. I'm rolling with it, but Gates is going to be pissed...

 

Worf: "Yes, Sir, now that we're actually on one, I understand your enthusiasm for the bumper car."





Picard: "Now look me in the eye, people. Which one of you hired the cockamamie decorator who made this bridge look like a Las Vegas casino?"





The "when lens flare attacks" subplot was not well received.

 

Picard: If only Starfleet had gotten the people who made the step lights to build the rest of the ship as well...

 

Picard - "Now, I demand to know, who signed up The Enterprise to be a feature on 'Pimp my Ride'?"

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And with the help of John Logan and Stuart Baird, Patrick Stewart prepares to drive the TNG movie franchise off a cliff...



Picard: I can promise you, Counsellor Troi, that you won't get a chance to find out if indeed "Three Times a Charm".



Data: It would seem, Captain, that the Scimitar runs on the same 60 BILLION gigawatt power as our Federation ships.

 

Picard: Mistah Worf, I'm having so much fun I think I've peed a little!



Picard: Ensign Spah-key! I thought I told you to wait at the end of the hall for us!

Ensign Sparky: Sorry Captain.

 

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