Movie Caption Contest # 22: Stormwatch 2008

[Rat Boy]

Due to poor weather conditions out here in California and the fact that the local power utilities have been swamped with trying to fix all the black-outs from the last storm while another one is knocking on the door, I'm starting the next contest early. First, the winners:

DS9Sega said:

SHATNER: ........line, please........

SpiderMonkeeDolenz said:

300 years later, and still no DirecTV Hi-Def on the bridge. Why the hell do I even bother?

Nerys Myk said:

Chekov: "God, I hate that pompous jerk. He still treats like an Ensign. I could captain this ship better....."

awkward silence

Chekov: "he's right behind me, isn't he?"

scottydog said:

Riker: "I said you looked good shoulders turned starboard. Shoulders starboard!"

Haggis and Tatties said:

The on bridge urinal was a god send in those busy moment.

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Ensign: "That ship packs quite a wallop Commander, are you Ok?"

Riker: "Quite fine Ensign, now shut up and help me look for my beard."

And our winner for the Photoshop award:

Gertch said:

Data: "Yawwwwwn. I am sorry Commander. Did you say something about shields?"

Which leads right into the multipic award, whose winner had a little fun with the Flamethrower Data Gertch and I fiddled around with:

Kegek said:

Star Trek: Insurrection - Brent Spiner's Cut

I have the funny feeling Flamethrower Data is going to be making a few more appearances in caption contests across the BBS. Now, for this week, we're taking a different angle to the pictures. No matter if you're in the 21st Century or the 23rd, two's company, three's a crowd, and fifty is a freaking mob.

 

[Rat Boy]

The view out the back of Britney Spears' ambulance.

Captain Kirk forgot to shut his blinds when he was running around naked in his house.

 

[John Picard]

Gasps from the crowd: "A spaceship" ..."A spaceship"..."A spaceship"

Man in back: "It's only a model."

 

[Gertch]

Turns out it was the Vulcans that never dim their lights.

 

[Rat Boy]

Says-man: "Now raise your hand to shield your eyes. Ha, I didn't say 'Simon Says.'"

Tall guy in back: "Shit!"

Kirk (thinking): I am so going to deck Joan Rivers if she doesn't get out of my face.

 

[Nathan_Heller]

Wow, light DOES shine from Shatner's ass!

 

[Gertch]

"Wait, where did those that stood in front of the great circle go?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Lady on the left: "I'm Barbara Walters XVII. Oh! Oh! Your bridge is awesome!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Camera guy: "We are CNN, you will be assimilated."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Reporter on the left. "Leave Britney alone!!!!"

Person in purple pants: "What the hell is that?"

 

[BriGuy]

Guy: Are we getting paid for this?
Gal: Nope.
Guy: Damn. Are they gonna feed us?
Gal: Don't think so.
Guy: Shit!

 

[BriGuy]

And you thought the Borg appearance on Enterprise was a continuity violation!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Banishing the cast of "Up With People" from the Federation was widely considered one of the cultural highlights of the 23rd Century.

 

[Rat Boy]

Female writer on the right: "I'm the sick of the cold. That's it, I'm going to work for United Artists."

 

[Nerys Myk]

By the 23rd Century Barbra Streisand was so desperate for attention she'd walk up to any microphone and start singing.

 

[Outpost4]

Blu-ray fanboys in the 23rd century.

 

[Outpost4]

Edith Keeler was late serving dinner at the mission.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mr. Gere! Mr. Gere! Are the rumors about the Vulcan gerbil true or just horrible, slanderous lies?!?"

"Damn. Looks like Dr. Cochrane forgot the rule about tossing lit cigarette butts into the methane dump again."

 

[Maurice]

Shatner's entourage made it difficult to shoot in sets like the bridge

 

[Rat Boy]

The real reason the writers are picketing Paramount? They all want a glimpse of the new Trek movie just like the rest of us do.