Movie Caption Contest #212: The Caption Adventure has just Begun.

[LeadHead]

Hello and Welcome to all! We have a new contest! I'm sure you're noticing that I'm not Admiral M. With his permission, I will be running this contest from now on. I would like to take this chance to thank Admiral M for the great service to this forum, the Caption contests that we all love and the Trek BBS.

Now, before you freak out, know that I'm gonna experiment with some different "Winners" Pictures for awhile, We may end up with a Classic Spock "THE WINNERS!" I just wanna have some fun with it, see if something hits the right tone. I have no ego about this, so if you have an idea, suggestion, please feel free to PM me.

And now...

Lets lead off with the "Not the most Brilliant of Klingon Commanders" Award, going to:

KRUGE: What does a yellow light mean?

TORG: Slow down.

KRUGE: What...does...a...yellow...light...mean?

Next, we have the "Repairer of Plot Holes" Award, going to:

Rand: Captain, that was Dr. Holmes. He was able to revive Mr. Valtane.

Sulu: (OS) Oh my!

Next, we have the "Not quite, close," Award, going to:

LaForge: "No thanks, I like my coffee black..."

<brief pause>

LaForge: "...like I wish my bank account was."

<another brief pause>

LaForge: "Why are you looking at me like that, Guinan? What did you think I was going to say?"

Next, the "Necessary Upgrades" Award, goes to:

Picard: "Status, Mr. Worf."

Worf: "Sir, we still need 50000 more iridium to research the Argo."

Picard: "Keep probing, damnit."

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

Picard: Seems like they finally changed their design. What do you make of it, Mr. Worf?
Worf: I find it quite... invigorating!

Picard: Mr. Worf! You just caused a gravitational anomaly! Fix it before you blow up the system!
Worf: Captain, I can't fix it! These buttons have no label or color coding, I don't know what the hell I'm doing!

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to all of our winners!

Now, my plan is to try to make this an every other week contest, to keep things from getting too crazy with my own schedule. Also, I'm a big fan of the way this has been run for a long time going back from Admiral M, to Rat Boy and beyond, I've decided to stay with the 3 pictures a contest format, with an extra from time to time.

And now, lets head back to the beginning!

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner: Now, these sets need to last because The Next Generation will be using them... oh, dear.

Scotty: Laddie, don't you think you should re-sequence that?

Kirk: So here's the news, a giant cloud of death is heading our way, we're the only ship in range.

Sulu: Well, this sucks.

Kirk: The Good News; I'm back as Captain!

Sulu: Wow, this royally sucks.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: No, I haven't seen the Shining, why do you ask?

SCOTTY: Needs more hops.

KIRK: Okay, quick group sex....huddle, I mean huddle!!!!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kirk: You mean you never told Ilia about your affair with Doctor Chapel?

Decker: Well, no, are you crazy?

Spock: Jim, Deltan women are notoriously jealous. If this probe should learn -

Assistant Engineer: If we go with Allstate, we'll get better coverage against radiation leaks.

Scott: We should probably still put our helmets on.

Kirk: Uhura, Chekov, Sulu, who the hell are these other two?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Decker: "Captain, as your exec, it is my duty to point out alternatives to you...and that your rug is shifting forward at an alarming rate!"

 

[Mr Silver]

Kirk: Someone left a turd in the turbolift...

Scotty: Ye'll never get those equations done on an old iMac, ye couldnae get anything done on them when they were new!
Engineer: You're right sir, I think I'll switch back to the PADD witt Linux, they are the dominant manufacturer of computer operating systems in the Federation after all
Scotty: Aye lad, bet those folk in the 21st century never saw that one coming!

 

[Cmdr.Druss]

Kirk: Thank you all for taking part in the first, of what I hope will be many, 'Wear Your Pyjamas To Work Day'

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Uhura, Chekov, Sulu, who the hell are these other two?

Chekov: Frankly Keptin, we're surprised you even remembered our names.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "I need you to check the seam of my pajamas, Decker. I think I just heard something rip."

Scott: "Who told the Stigs back there to remove their helmets?"

Kirk: "You look as if you have space mumps. Why don't you head down to sickbay and have your head popped before it bursts and sprays pus all over the bridge...

Oh... alien... awkward!"

 

[Alrik]

First a big Thank You to Admiral M for his service as contest runner. Next another big Thank You to Lead Head for stepping up and taking over.

Variations on a theme: Straight Flush

Kirk: "Fine. I'll admit it. You're more familiar with the refit than I am. Now for the last time, which way to the can?"

Scotty; "Aye laddie, you're right. The plumbing ta Spock's quarters is backed up again. Don't know how 'e does it, when all 'e eats is that damn soup."

Kirk: "Oh, a line. Ya, you might want to give it a few minutes....it is Taco Tuesday after all."

 

[newtontomato539]

Pic 1

Decker: "I need to explain about Deana-"
Kirk: "Shh! Illia!"
Illia: "Willlllllllllllllllllllll!"
Spock: "Oh snap."

Pic 2

Engineer #1: Scotty, I can't download "Vulcan Priests Do Lt. John Dallas!"

Engineer #2: "Yeah!"

Scotty: "Look laddies, the Captain's porn comes first!"

Pic 3

Kirk: "All right folks. Someone needs to die on this mission. Now for the last 2 1/2 or 11 years as the case may be (let Doctor Who deal with it), no one wears red shirts anymore. Who wants to volunteer?"

Bald person: "I hope the Admiral didn't find out I know he's bald."

 

[Maurice]

ILIA: Keep your hands off him, man-whore!
KIRK: Wow, Deltans really are jealous, aren't they?

ENGINEER: Here's the problem. According to this, the intermix chamber is three decks below us.
SCOTT: Then that's this thing here?
ENGINEER: The ship's lava lamp, sir.

KIRK: I appreciate the welcome... Do I know you people?
UHURA: Same old Captain Kirk.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: O'Hara, Checkers, Zuzu...good to see you again.

SULU: At least he's trying.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "The ship has been invaded by zombies! Brain-eating zombies!"
Alien at left (sighs): "I'll get my red shirt."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK ( to alien): Worst come over ever!

 

[Ln X]

Kirk: And go easy on the spandex son, you don't want to sterilise yourself this young in life! Though it does help with the ladies I might add...

Scotty: For Godsakes laddee! Ye claim ta heeve five degrees in mathematics, but you can't do basic arithmetic?

Kirk: Chekov if you mispronounce vessel again, I will personally kill you!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Hold on, you told her we were going to a strip club?!!!

 

[TrickyDickie]

Scotty: "They call that brand of scotch 'Talisker' because it will remove the whiskers from a Talosian."

Crewman: "Okay, but what's it doing in there?"

Scotty: "Laddie, don't forget, that's the intermix chamber."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Yes, I am a member of the Admiralty now, but I swear to you, I had nothing to do with the adoption of these new uniforms!"

 

[shivkala]

Spock: Captain, hesitant as I am to break up this budding bromance, but I believe the Ilia probe is the jealous type...

Scotty: Damn, Laddie, everyone knows the key is not to use the green bird as a boomerang. Now move over, it's my turn.

Kirk: Okay for the last time, it's very simple: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and—as it always has—rock crushes scissors.