Movie Caption Contest #209: "Hard To Explain"

[Nerys Myk]

MOM: What do you mean, you broke it? You just got it!!!! This is why we can't have nice things!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: So that's where my "Go Ask Alice" hairpiece went.

 

[Candlelight]

"No tower? WHY THE HELL AREN'T I TOLD ABOUT THESE THINGS?"

"Fascinating sir, but this is the hot water cylinder. The rocket is behind you."

"That Wild Bill... he sure dealt a good hand."

 

[Candlelight]

"What happened?!? Your eyes are working again and... you got so fat-"
"Captain, Councellor Troi is confusing me with Commander La Forge again."

 

[Finn]

"What happened?!? Your eyes are working again and... you got so fat-"
"Captain, Councellor Troi is confusing me with Commander La Forge again."

"Counselor, note the lack of cranial ridges and sash"
"oh, right"
"carry on, mr. Worf"

*sigh*

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: I loved you in "Webster".

 

[Alrik]

Chekov: "And deen Meester Spock said 'Ewerybody Pon Far tonight'. Vaat deed he mean by dat?"

Kirk: "Everybody Pon Far tonight???...oh no, THE WOMEN!"

Famous Last Words

Troi: "You were a bit slow with that course correction."

Ensign: "If you think you can do better, you fly the damn ship."

Data: "So we know the hatch is not motion activated. Perhaps if I place my hand here, and you there, that will trigger it."

Picard: "Perhaps. Or, I could just try the handle."

Picard: "Report."

Riker: "We have confirmed. It does belong to Data. And notice the placement of his thumb and first finger."

Picard: "Merde. I told him smoking dope would be his undoing."

 

[Bob Karo]

Picard(os): Ah HA! It seems a Jedi was here recently...

 

[Alrik]

Walter: "He was SO pissed. I've never seen him like that."

Bill: "He found his bike? I'd better hide."

 

[T'Girl]

Troi: I was thinking of taking the helm, but it looks like I could do a lot more damage here.

Ensign: "Yes I was just thinking the same thing."

Troi (Pauses): "I don't believe we're talking about the same thing."

Ensign: "Aren't we?"

Chekov: "... it's just that it make me uncomfortable."

Kirk:"But it's a perfectly lovely shirt Chekov."

Chekov: "If it just wasn't the only thing you were wearing Sir."

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Picard: "We have to find them both."

Riker: "Yes, the gate keeper said that entry to the next level would cost us a ..."

Worf (Yelling): "I found a leg."