Movie Caption Contest # 20: Auld Lang Syne

[Rat Boy]

Well, what did you think he was about to whip out?

Edit:

Picard's wedding gift of the Roomba "Dust Killer" 9000 wasn't greeted as eagerly as he hoped.

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "So, as a valued member of the Amway Team..."

Crusher: "<thinking> I knew he was going to pull that shit on us today"

Riker: "<thinking> Damn, I can score some mad coin with an Amway gig"

Troi: "<thinking> Smile and nod....Smile and nod"

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: No, it will only make you turn green.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Here. I canna stand the taste of Schnapps."

 

[Outpost4]

Troi (telepathically): Will, we can either hear his Stargazer story one more time or go fuck. What will it be?

 

[Rat Boy]

Korrd: "Excuse me, but how do I know you didn't backwash?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's called ipecac.

It'll clean ye out but GOOD, lad."

"...and then the flowers were delivered to my dorm room, Q was dressed as the deliveryman, he called me 'John Luck Pickerd' or some other such nonsense...then we had hot gay sex.


No. No, wait. That's not how it happened. Not at all. Let me start again..."

 

[BriGuy]

Scotty: ...naturally I couldn't stand for an insult of my ship, so I grabbed that slimy Klingon devil by his silly little goatee and bitch slapped his ass so hard his ancestors felt it.

By the way, what manner of species are you, my friend?

 

[Opus]

Alternate Scotty line from Star Trek V: "I've NEVER picked up a Klingon before..."

Trio: Imzadi, can you still read my thoughts? This is the most boring story I've ever heard!

Riker: Just smile and act interested. He hasn't finalized our transfer orders yet...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Crusher: "That's a beautiful wedding dress, did you say it belonged to your grandmother Jean Luc?"

Picard: "Oh no, I wanted to make it a more personal gift. Let me tell you how I tracked, hunted and skinned the Peach Wookiee of Aldeberan."

Scotty: "I didn't know that Klingons ate Ready Brek"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

The Giggling Elf said:

Crusher: "That's a beautiful wedding dress, did you say it belonged to your grandmother Jean Luc?"

Picard: "Oh no, I wanted to make it a more personal gift. Let me tell you how I tracked, hunted and skinned the Peach Wookiee of Aldeberan."

I still have my skin. I think you got the Pink Wookiee...

 

[bdb]

Scotty: "Aye, Lad. You have officially been pimped."

 

[archeryguy1701]

Here, allow me to give you a hand bdb

bdb said:

Scotty: "Aye, Lad. You have officially been pimped."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Well, I guess what they say about Frenchmen is a myth."

 

[bdb]

Thank you!

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Borgas frat! This shit tastes like piss. Here, you try it."

Korrd: "What exactly is piss? Or shit, for that matter?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: So I tell this guy. Get your own damn drink! I'm on a break!

 

[LeadHead]

Nobody seemed to like Scotty's special blend of Scotch and Coca-Cola, so he pawned it off on the most intimidating person he could find.

Riker whispering to Troi: Wow, that was a great speech the Captain gave, he must really think we're gonna last forever.
Picard Whispering to Crusher: I give it two months.

 

[Finn]

Troi: (telepathically) "Wil...Do you think they'll actually do it tonight?"

Riker: nods.... (telepathically) "Guess so. I got her a jar of Bolian rubbing oil for his head. She said something about finally telling him something after all those years...."

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: ...and from the porch, Dale said, "Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

* - - - *

Riker: Maybe if you sang it, Captain.