Movie Caption Contest #196: Signature Pose

[Deranged Nasat]

Ambassador Kamarag: "No, wait, wait, here's my idea. Captain Kirk. On a starship. With a family of Klingons. It'll be a win, a total win! No really, we can have 24 hour footage from inside, catch all the arguments, the rows, the inevitable love-making. Maybe the Gorn could make cameos..."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

As soon as it started punching, Data realized he'd accidentally installed Lore's left hand that morning.

 

[Candlelight]

"Ambassador, please, may we continue?"

"Have you not heard this before? Rocketman is not what you think it is. Very well... please wait until my delegation is at a safe distance."

 

[LeadHead]

"....And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon Vessel, where they would be No Tribble at All."

"All Power to the Engines."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Ambassador Kamarag: "Claiming the border colonies in Sector Twenty-Eight was bad enough. But the sheer ego behind giving your president the galaxy's largest medal...you Federates make me sick!"

President Roth: "I earned this medal".

 

[Rat Boy]

Klingon aide (thinking): Just wait until I get my hands on the petaQ who gave me the Hitler.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KAMARAG: Cant we just skip this one and go right to the one with the Whales?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "And that's how a proper hand-job is done..."

Kamarag: "That's the wrong video, you idiot!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KAMARAG: Who is this guy???

 

[LeadHead]

Ambassador: We demand the extradition of Kirk!

President: You have fallen into our trap! You're a wanted felon in Federation Space! Guards!

Ambassador: Why didn't we think of that?

Ambassador: And stop calling me Draal!

 

[LeadHead]

Data: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!



And one for the HALO fans out there....

Sergeant Johnson: (over comm) Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!

Data: HOO-RAH!

 

[Vassa]

Why yes, I did design it myself. I think the Powder Blue really brings out my eyes and it certainly is slimming. Can we get back to Kirk's crimes now?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kamarag: "We demand the extradition of Kirk, we demand justice, we demand decent cable TV, we demand anime to broadcast again, we demand more Birdy the Mighty: Decode..."

President: "Um... Ambassador?"

Kamarag: "About Kirk..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "And this is how you deliver a hand job."
Geordi os: "Yeah, right.... IN HELL!!!! You positronic freak!"

 

[Mistral]

Klingon Ambassador: "...and furthermore, I blame Kirk personally for this case of jazz hands!"

 

[LeadHead]

Ambassador: And thus Kirk ruined the Twilight films for the Klingon Empire.

President: I'm waiting for you to explain the crime.