Movie Caption Contest #194: Reassignments

[cooleddie74]

DECKER: NO, ADMIRAL.

Tastes...great.

Stop with all that "less filling" shit. No one on this ship's buying it.

PICARD(thinking): Godspeed, Will.

And for BOTH our sakes...I hope you never find out what I put in your coffee that time.

 

[Candlelight]

Decker: "I have a hypothesis sir; what if this V'ger is trying to find it's original master, in a bid to complete it's mission?"
Kirk: "What a pile of crap. That's worse than Spock's belief that it came back to talk to an extinct aquatic species."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Kirk: "Anything else I should know?"
Decker: "Yeah, sometimes when I go on away missions I tend to go all sparkly."
Kirk: "You better not be a fucking vampire."

Decker: Err..*cough* No. *coughs again* Of course not.

Scotty: Why the hell has it suddenly gone teal in here?

 

[Nerys Myk]

DECKER: I've seen this episode. Tell Scotty and Uhura to lay low.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Decker: "Your time is over, old man! The power of my butt-chin is irresistible!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER: Seriously, Admiral.

Nothing personal...but get some Speed Stick.

It's not expensive.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: Oh...by the way?

I always liked Data more than you.

 

[Mr Silver]

Decker: Where's Rat Boy?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Decker: Where's Rat Boy?

KIRK: Last I saw him he was with Shatmandu.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Decker: Where's Rat Boy?

KIRK: Last I saw him he was with Shatmandu.

Decker: "Ah, the old 'bag o' cats' ploy."

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER: You take that BACK!!!

My disco belt buckle is NOT inferior to yours and stupider looking!!!

 

[LeadHead]

We still have no sign of Rat Boy, it's been quite a bit of time and I'm gonna go out on a limb and hope that I don't get banned for life from his contests, and give us a couple of new pictures to work with here. (please don't kill me Rat Boy)

Kirk: Shhhhh..... the Captain is speaking.

Riker: The viewscreen won't be installed until Tuesday.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "That cat's up there again! And I am not masturbating!"
McCoy (OS): "I understand Carol Marcus is onboard. Maybe he's anticipating."

 

[Mr Silver]

Kirk: "Now, now LeadHead, if you intend to start a new caption contest, make sure its in a new thread"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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KIRK: Okay, I guess saying "Engage" and a pointing my finger is pretty stupid.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "A warning Spock; whenever Bones invites you to Sickbay for an urgent meeting and waves his finger like this, RUN THE FUCK AWAY"

Data: "Best movie ever"
Hawk: "Meh, I thought 'Ceiling Panel on Deck 5' was better."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: I am blue on the right side. All of my people are blue on the right side.

DATA: So this is what happens when the Captain forgets to pay the cable bill.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "Did I not caution you that if they found out you were watching porn on it during the night shift they would take it away?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Ah ah ah, Mr. Scott. Keep an open mind - new week, new caption pics."

Hawk: "Boring. The viewscreen's not doing anything."

Data: "Well, there's something you and it have in common."