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Movie Caption Contest #194: Reassignments

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Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on byyyyyyyyy?
Come on - call my naaaaaaaaame
Will you call my name?

I say

La la la...

La la la la

Lala la lala la laaaaaaaaa
 
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DECKER: My jumpsuit does NOT show off my tiny penis!!

You take that back, sir!!!



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PICARD(thinking): Lucky bastard.

He doesn't realize how close he came to becoming the main character in this lousy movie.
 
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Decker: "You want the Enterpise back? Fine. You want to demote me? Fine. But keep your paws off of Ilea, she's mine."

Kirk: "No promises, dismissed."

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Picard: "Numbah One, what is with that walk of yours?"

Riker: "Its come from all these years serving 'under' you sir."

Picard: "Ah, quite right, carry on."
 
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Collins: This is perfect!

Shatner: Are you all right? You missed your line, Stephen.

Collins: Never mind that! I'm from the future, about 20 years. On behalf of Trekkies everywhere, I am here to save this movie.

Shatner: Did they put something in the punch at the snack table?

Collins: Besides, I'm tired of Cathy Hicks bringing up the whale movie. Bill...Tell Gene not to hire her in about seven years, please remember that, Bill.
 
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Collins: "And I said to Gene, if there's any doubt, you may as well use me in this one and Ricardo in the sequel. Ricardo's already made his mark in the entertainment industry, but for me, the original will do so much more than some forgettable sequel."
 
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DECKER: I'm demoted?!

You're going to regret this...after I'm sucked into the maw of a gigantic space canole like my father.



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Picard knew he was going to miss Will.



Besides...he was out of ammunition.
 
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Collins: This is perfect!

Shatner: Are you all right? You missed your line, Stephen.

Collins: Never mind that! I'm from the future, about 20 years. On behalf of Trekkies everywhere, I am here to save this movie.

"Jim... do not go to the Mutara Nebula, don't you understand...? DON'T GO THERE!"

"Fine. We'll avoid it. But there is this planet called Veridian 3 I've always wanted to visit."
 
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DECKER: You don't know her a tenth as well as I do!

KIRK: I'm still taking command of the ship.

DECKER: The ship? I thought we were talking about your girlfriend.
 
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DECKER: FINE.

You want the Enterprise?

She's yours.


Just give me ten minutes to take the personalized truck nuts off the back of her.
 
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PICARD: So long, Will.

The next time you tap Deanna, have her call you "Jean-Luc" for me.

Snootchie bootchies!
 
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Decker: You were the one who approved these insane uniforms? Belay that Phaser Order!

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Picard: Any chance I can unload Worf on you, too? Hey! Where are you going?
 
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"Fine, I'll appear in this one. I hear Gene's got you going back to fight Hitler in the sequel."
"Nah, that's not gonna happen. I hear we're actually gonna fight someone from the series."
"Looks like there's a Tribble on your head"
 
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DECKER: I remember when you recommended me for this command.

You told me how ENVIOUS you were...and how much you hoped you'd find a way to get out of this movie before it slowed down TOO badly...


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WILL: Oh...by the way...

Deanna always thought you were gay.
 
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DECKER: No, Admiral.

You CAN'T get involved in a three-way with myself and Ilia.
 
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Scotty: (thinking to himself) I don't like either of them. Spock shoulda been made Captain anyway.

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Stewart: Wait, he had 4 pips on his collar? The camera angles are really bad for showing that or making that prominent on screen. Can we reshoot that a little? Hello?

Frakes: I'm outta here.
 
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Picard: "Got that, Numbah One? Two Big Macs, light on the special sauce; a large order of fries; and if they don't have Earl Grey, water will be fine."
 
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