Movie Caption Contest #191: Wait, You're In This Movie?

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Guinan, I...I think I can guess where you're going with this. The candles, the subdued lighting. I want you to know that I value your friendship beyond measure, but as a friend. As far as--"
Guinan: "Jean Luc, you should stop right there. You're about to make a gargantuan fool of yourself."

 

[cooleddie74]

GUINAN: Thanks for dropping by, Jean-Luc.

But you'll have to get up when Joy and Barbara return.

 

[Bob Karo]

Picard: Guinan, we've been friends for a long time. Even so, I hope you'll forgive me for asking, but... Where are your eyebrows? Honestly, it kind of creeps me out.

 

[Amaris]

Lady Amanda: "Their journey is a long and arduous one, filled with moral indecision, hostility, and the near collapse of their entire world and everything they know. They'll be tested by the fires of the fates themselves, and will be consumed by the indifference of the age and a bleak tomorrow should they fail. They travel into the hopeless unknown. The Undiscovered Country."
Saavik: "The Future?"
Lady Amanda: "Cleveland."

[soft music plays]

♫ Fantasy,
It gets the best of me,
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie,
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me... ♫

 

[Finn]

Saavik: *thinking* I could have sworn she didn't pay for that cloak at the mall the other day

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: Guinan, we've been friends for a long time. Even so, I hope you'll forgive me for asking, but... Where are your eyebrows? Honestly, it kind of creeps me out.

Guinan: Maybe you should ask the hair on your head, fool!

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA: That's odd. The sky on Vulcan is supposed to be blue.

SAAVIK: I beg your pardon?

AMANDA: Nothing.

Just...just forget it.

CIALIS

Because the mood can hit at any time of the day.(TM)

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

AMANDA: You know what they say, Red sky at night shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning

SAAVIK: A most illogical saying Lady Amanda. One, there are no shepherds on vulcan to speak of, and two, the sky on vulcan is always red.

AMANDA: Not always. Apparently

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Amanda: No, on second thought let's not go to Romulus. It is a silly place.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Amanda: "Hey, Saavik, I was wondering, maybe it's not a good idea to stand behind this thing while it takes off, yeah?"

They catch on fire.

 

[Maurice]

SAAVIK 2: What are we looking at, again?
AMANDA: Different eyelines, apparently.

 

[Rat Boy]

Saavik: "There goes my career..."

 

[Candlelight]

Saavik: "There go Kirk and Spock. Right, now lets turn our attention to that big laser coming from that giant ship in orbit."
Amanda: "You do that. I've gotta take a dump."

 

[cooleddie74]

Voted best Vulcan album cover of the 2280s by the Shir'Kahr Music Appreciation Society.

 

[cooleddie74]

Love means never having to say you're Soran.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: All these years and you've had hair underneath those stupid hats!

Guinan: I thought we had a bond that went beyond friendship.
Picard: We do, but it only goes as far as sticking one finger in my bum, not two.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Love means never having to say you're Soran.

 

[Isis]

PICARD: Nice pad...

GUINAN: "Funny you should mention that. Does it show? Well, the tabloids were bound to 'out' me anyway, so I may as well beat them to it...”

< brief pause >

GUINAN: "Universe, although I've gone through several centuries with hardly a scratch, the Poise Pad company recently made me aware that I suffer from a devastating condition, LBL."

PICARD: "What's that?"

GUINAN: "It's also known as light bladder leakage."

PICARD: "Oh, of course. That's in the new commercial they're running when our viewscreens boot up."

 

[Candlelight]

"What do you think of my quarters, Captain? The candles add a sense of romanticisim do they not?"
"Actually Guinan, your room is on fire. You and this couch are the only things that haven't caught fire yet."

 

[cooleddie74]

GUINAN: If Behar is still obsessed with George W. Bush she could be a VERY dangerous woman...