Movie Caption Contest #191: Wait, You're In This Movie?

[Candlelight]

Picard: "I need to stop Soren"
Guinan: "The Nexus can take you anywhere."
Picard: "So I can find the long lost legendary Captain Kirk, go back to the fight on the mountain top and attempt to stop him while the saucer section of the Enterprise crashes onto Veridian III?"
Guinan: "Or you could just go back to TenForward and arrest him before all of this bullshit started."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: The Nexus?

What's the Nexus??

GUINAN: You got at least half an hour? 'Cause even I don't know what the hell the thing is. And trust me.

After I finish explaining it to you it STILL won't make any damn sense.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Picard: "I need to stop Soren"
Guinan: "The Nexus can take you anywhere."
Picard: "So I can find the long lost legendary Captain Kirk, go back to the fight on the mountain top and attempt to stop him while the saucer section of the Enterprise crashes onto Veridian III?"
Guinan: "Or you could just go back to TenForward and arrest him before all of this bullshit started."

Picard, gently placing his hand on Guinan's arm: "Guinan, I know you're trying to help, but I've been in the captain business for decades. Leave the tactics to me, hmmm?"

 

[cooleddie74]

All these candles are a violation of ship's safety regulations, Guinan.

And I'm not EVEN going to explain why you walking around in a robe is detrimental.

 

[BriGuy]

'Saavik': They're on final approach...

Amanda: I can see that... uh, wait, just who the hell are you, anyway?

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: So, Guinan, tell me - what's this I hear about your no longer wanting to be the bartender in Ten-Forward, and instead be a "companion?"

 

[Candlelight]

'Saavik': They're on final approach...

Amanda: I can see that... uh, wait, just who the hell are you, anyway?

Wait, is this from STIII? I thought it was from IV!

EDIT: DUH! It can't be. Saavik would be on the Bird of Prey.

I'll go back to bed now.