Movie Caption Contest #177: Rules of Engagement

[Smellincoffee]

Sulu: Captain, we're being hailed by the Kobayashi Maru, eleven periods out of Altair Six. (muted snicker) Good luck.
Slovaak hated taking command scenarios with those who'd already taken the test.

All too late, Picard realized his informal crew evaluations had been broadcast over the ship's intercom.

 

[BriGuy]

Saavik, barking: Mister Sulu!

Sulu: Yes... sir?

Saavik: How many times have I told you not to hook up your Commodore 64 to the main view screen?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK: So, do you know this Kobayashi?

SULU: What? That's racist!

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: LOVE the new big-screen flat TV.

Do we get to keep it? Is it ours?

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: According to the helm sensors, this readout is just BARELY more sophisticated than 8-bit!

Permission to load the Tron Deadly Discs into tubes one and two, sir?

 

[alte]

 

[alte]

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Can I keep playing, sir?

According to the readout I just won two new lives!

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: I detect something fishy.

And I'm not talking about the scent of Commander Riker's unwashed service skivvies.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Saavik: "Oh, I love this game! Look, I've even got a citation for "Ownage"!"
Sulu: "That's 'Tonnage,' Captain."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK: Status!

SULU: According to the viewscreen, we're heading straight into an Atari 2600 video game!

SAAVIK: Recommendations?

SULU: Keep the joystick straight...and DON'T STOP hitting the red button!

 

[Mr Silver]

Sulu: "Who is this 'William Shatner' and why does he look like Admiral Kirk"

Saavik: "Beats me, but i've seen funnier sitcoms starring Attainees of the Kolinhar discipline"