Movie Caption Contest #177: Rules of Engagement

[Rat Boy]

I can hear them, they're telling me it's time for a new caption contest. First, let's arm the phoooooooooton torpeeeeeeeeeedoooooes with...

Ah, the classic "ship's still in drydock" bit never gets old...

KIRK: Oh my god!!!! We're being sucked into a wormhole!!!!!!

MCCOY: The ships still in drydock.

KIRK: So I'm the only one tripping?

Old habits die hard...

Troi: Captain, I...

Picard: SHUT UP, WESLEY!

Troi: Sir, I'm Troi.

Picard: Sorry. Reflex.

A beaver joke that doesn't involve...well, that kind of beaver...

Congratulations to the winners. This week, Sulu and Saavik try out Star Trek Online using a hacked Microsoft Kinnect while the crew of 1701-E make a very bizarre discovery. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "May I remind you that a starship entering the Neutral Zone..."

Saavik: "Like that's ever stopped you before."

Sulu: "Well, she's got me there. Changing course."

Al Gorn (off camera): "Sorry, we're full up, so you'll have to wait. I promise I shall be merciful and quick."

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: May I remind the Captain, that if a starship enters the zone...

Saavik: Hey! I's my job to quote regulations!

Worst Puppet Show Ever.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "Kobayashi Maru? Isn't that...?"
Saavik: "Yes, they've thrown the 'no-win' scenario at us! Oh, well, might as well have some fun with it. Anyone wanna ram those Klingon bastards?"

Worf: "Commander Riker, I would once again like to express my appreciation for your confidence in me in allowing me to head these negotiations."
Data: "Commander, is Worf not aware that the Boronites often kill the leaders of negotiating parties?"
Worf: "What?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CON CHAIRMAN: A round of applause for the cast of X-Men First Class, folks.

 

[BillJ]

Data: What? We went to the Gap while on the Ba'ku homeworld.

Saavik: You really took the long way around to the Piggly Wiggly.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK: What the..? Wheres the Kobayashi Maru Test?

SULU: Sorry, last minute change by Admiral Ratboy.

 

[Rat Boy]

SAAVIK: What the..? Wheres the Kobayashi Maru Test?

SULU: Sorry, last minute change by Admiral Ratboy.

Saavik: "What's the test?"

Sulu: "Make him laugh."

Saavik: "Well, I guess I'm out."

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Sulu: May I remind you, that if the Enterprise enters the Zone, all our coupons will be null and void?

The latest Federation fashion trends.

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: May I remind the Captain, that if a starship enters the zone, you'll be played by Robin Curtis in the next film?

Riker: Sorry we're not dressed for the occasion, Deanna didn't send us the full text message.

 

[LeadHead]

Sorry, but I couldn't resist.

Sulu: "Kobayashi Maru? Isn't that...?"
Saavik: "Yes, they've thrown the 'no-win' scenario at us! Oh, well, might as well have some fun with it. Anyone wanna ram those Klingon bastards?"

Sulu: Yes I do, but I don't see how that's relevant.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "I've turned my head so many times, my nickname is 'The Swivel.'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Orders, Captain?

SAAVIK: Fire at will.

RIKER: Wait....what?

 

[bullethead]

Sulu: Kobayashi Maru? You mean Keyser Soze's in on this?

Picard: I am putting together a special team and I need eight soldiers. (pauses) Number One, get me five gold shirts.
Riker: Why five? There's six of us here and since only Geordi and I are staying...
Picard: Do you seriously expect me to believe Troi is a soldier? Must I remind you what happened the last time we gave her an important job?

Sulu: I'm sorry Captain, but being Japanese doesn't mean I listen to J-pop. I'm more of a John Mayer fan myself.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Orders, Captain?

SAAVIK: The Big Mac Meal and a large shake. Super size.

 

[Maurice]

SULU: This game's not as good as the Atari Star Wars arcade game.
SAAVIK: Shut up and put in another quarter.

DATA: Blank expressions.
OTHERS: Check.
DATA: Ugly civvies?
GEORDI & RIKER: Double check.

 

[Finn]

Saavik: "Admiral, why did I fail?"
Kirk: "The Internal Affairs is concerned with Robin Curtis taking your place in the next movie".

Picard: "Wil? Geordi? Why are you two still in uniform?"
Riker: "Deanna likes a man in uniform, Sir"
Picard: "Alright... and you, Geordi?"
Geordi: "Tasha once told me my civvies is a turn off".
Data: *glares at Geordi*

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Sulu: ''Sir, I'm not familiar with this kind of interface...''
Kirk: ''Would you rather prefer MS-DOS?''
(production staff): ''Who-What?''

24th century X-Men convention...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: ''Your orders, Captain.''
Saavik: "Up Up, Down Down, Left Right, Left Right, B A."
Computer: "Kobayashi Maru cheat mode activated."
Kirk os: "What the...! I had to sleep with a green chick, get three months of Orion STD shots!"

Cop: "Do you recognise the perp?"
Viridian inhabitant: "Yeah, it was the brunette with the firm boobs that rammed my planet with a starship."

 

[Gepard]

WORF: "Lederhosen?"