Decker: Wormhole!
Kirk: Initiate overly slow speech.
Decker: Ayyyyyyyeeee Ayyyyyyeeee, siiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr.
Movie Caption Contest #176: Test Drive
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Decker: Wormhole!
Kirk: Initiate overly slow speech.
Decker: Ayyyyyyyeeee Ayyyyyyeeee, siiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr.
This is what happens when Ensign Otto repairs the environmental control system...
Kirk: "Okay, this is a new one."
Decker: "Five years out there, Captain, and an out of tune engine throws you? We're screwed."
Troi: "Is it noticeable?"
Picard: "Perhaps from not so close-up. Try backing away a little. Yes that's it, into the turbolift. Good, keep going. Down to shuttlebay two. Excellent, now into the shuttlecraft. Very good, now off to Alpha Centauri. There! Now it's not so noticeable."
Ilia: My first day on the ship and we've created a warp wormhole. What else could go wrong?
Picard: Red Alert! Bring all weapons to bear on the Borg Ship. We're going to destroy it and come out alive.
Troi: By the way, my mother is coming for a visit next week.
Picard: Set a collision course.
Early attempts to incorporate lens flare into the Star Trek franchise were...less than successful.
Picard: "Look at this shot! They're baiting us! They're practically asking for a 'Riker's staring at my ass' caption! Well, I'm not going to do it! I simply won't!"
Troi: "Can I do it?"
Picard : "What, stare at my ass?"
Troi : "Well, Riker's asleep-you can't ask him."
McCoy; New chair Jim?
Kirk; Yes, is that important right now?
McCoy; Well, for the sake of your balls, I hope the inertia dampers are at full.
Picard: Counselor, have you noticed that the older you get, the less firm my penis becomes?
Riker: Amen to that, Johnny!
...More...Always More!
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