Movie Caption Contest #175: Shenanigans

[Nerys Myk]

Geordi soon came to regret giving Data the magic book.

 

[LeadHead]

Data: Wait, wait, wait, I've always wanted to do this. The flowers are still standing!

 

[Mistral]

Data: "This new emotion chip is amazing! I never realized a fart could feel so good!"

Geordi: "Yeah, Data, it's-wait, what?"

 

[Mistral]

Harriman: "Well, I, uh, damn! Her tits are showing!"

Chekov: "Yes, I know."

Kirk: "Is that all you can think of at a time like this?"

Scotty: "Why not? That's all you thought of for forty years."

 

[Mistral]

Torpedo: "...and another thing, Geordi. That android that helps you out from time to time? He really creeps me out with that insane grin of his."

*silence*

Torpedo: "He's right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[LeadHead]

Harriman: Look, I'm sorry none of you know how to use your calculators, but it's really not my problem.

 

[S'kai]

Kirk was a little unsettled with being named the Propulsion System for the new HumanDrive ship.

 

[LeadHead]

Reporter: This ship has a bad record of speeding. How are you going to address this issue?

Harriman: I'm glad you asked. We have brought in these 3 old guys to drive. We won't have any more problems.

 

[alte]

NNPP's Photo w/table...Oh...My Gosh...
Data's actually holding the tablecloth...I am humbled...awesomeness

 

[Aahz]

Kirk: "Get on with it, Harriman -- the reporter's meeting me in my cabin once we leave dryock."