Movie Caption Contest #175: Shenanigans
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Data: Look Geordi! Invisible barbell!
Data: I must! I must! I must increase my bust!
Reporter: Can you tell me about the new systems of the ship?
Harriman: Of course, we have transwarp drive-
Kirk: Which turned out to be defunct.
Harriman: Our new Bridge Design-
Kirk: Same as the Enterprise-A with some different chairs and control consoles.
Harriman: Do you think you could do this job better than me or something?
Kirk: Haven't I been clear on that?
La Forge: Wow, this Trilithium Torpedo is aimed at the star, maybe before we do anything else we should make sure it's aimed somewhere else.
Data: Okay, but after my hand puppet show.
Data: Hiiiiii!
Kirk: Hey new guy...
Harriman: The name's Harri...
Kirk: yeah,yeah, whatever, look you're not going to be alive long enough for me to worry about learning your name. Just don't go farting up the captain's chair before I send you to certain death on a beer and pizza run...we good? good.
Chekov, thinking: I've been in Starfleet for almost sixty years and I'm still a Commander. This little punk has only been in the fleet for about fifteen years and he's already a Captain. I hope the little snot gets blown out an airlock!
Kirk, thinking: I wonder how much his daddy paid or who he had to bonk to get command of this ship?
Scotty, thinking: Hey they got doughnuts!
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Data: Lily!
Geordi: Data quit doing your Herman Munster impression and help me with this thing.
Geordi: Data how did you...why did you...
Data: I was attempting to improve myself. I read in a 20th century journal of medicine that human females find such things desirable.
Geordi: Damn it Riker should have never given you his old Hustlers....Look "pumps" don't work on Androids. Now hold still while I remove the EPS tap or I'll end up cutting it off.
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