Movie Caption Contest #169: Failure to Communicate

[Rat Boy]

This contest's going a little slow, so let's give it another week and inject some more pictures to caption:

Kirk: "Is that a phaser in your pocket Sulu or are you just happy to see me?"

Sulu: "Can't it be both?"

McCoy: "Your taste in porn has gotten exceedingly boring, Jim."

Kirk: "V'Ger...we are the Creator."

Ilia Probe: "Bullshit. You managed to trick Nomad with that line; V'Ger ain't that stupid."

 

[Mr Silver]

Spock (OS): During V'Ger's travels it seems he assimilated a Velodrome

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Yeah, Sulu. I promise. You'll get a promotion to Captain in the next movie... Honest."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (thinking) : Damn. I forgot to zip up again.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kirk: "But you're the same"

Bele: "No, Lokai is green on the right, I'm purple on the right."

Kirk (facepalm).

Effects Artist: "This is what falling ratings have reduced us to? Some sort of Star Trek/Babylon Five crossover?"

Producer: "Is no other way".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

V'Ger: "According to Nietzsche, you are dead".

Kirk: "You came all this way to say that?"

V'Ger: "I reject entirely the concept of an objective moral reality stemming from the proposed existence of a creator".

Kirk: "And the destruction of all "carbon units" on Earth?"

V'Ger: "Proving my point".

Kirk: "F***ing Nietzsche".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kirk (striding onto bridge): "The cultist movement is growing in power - reports suggest they've even infiltrated Star...fleet...."

Bridge Crew (in unison): "We love the Leader...."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Thanks for the win

Kirk:(After swearing in) "I honestly didn't know she was that young!."

Scotty: "I kept trying to tell ya sir."

KIRK (thinking) : Damn. I forgot to zip up again.

Female crew members & 1 male ``Oh my! ``

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "Why, George! You seem absolutely delighted to see me! I guess maybe you're not so half-assed an actor as I thought!"

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Sulu... that ensign behind the helm console looks like he's just doing up his shirt... you're not doing that 'initiation' thing again are you?"
Sulu: "Ensign Smith is awesome, sir."
*lights cigarette*

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk, OS: No!
McCoy: My god, Jim! How could you let Uhura pick the movie for movie night?
Chekov: You knew she'd choose Twilight.
Uhura: Stop complaining. (Turns up volume)
Kirk, OS: Security, please escort Uhura to Airlock 1.

Luckily for the crew of the Enterprise, THRUST BARCODE is already on the scene!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

V'GER: So, I'm looking for an old friend. Goes my the name of "Nomad'. You seen him?|

KIRK: Uh, no. Never heard of him. ( slowly begins to back away. )

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "So... if I wanted to cook a stir fry for my entire crew... could I borrow your dish sometime?

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: What's that on the viewscreen?

Sulu: Uh no, the Phaser targeting systems!

Rand: (over comm) Captain, Sonak isn't dead! He was beamed to a shuttle directly ahead- ewwwww..... not anymore Sir.

Kirk: Well Doctor?

McCoy: I'm sure Captain. She's not wearing underwear.

Kirk: Spock? Is there anything you can do with this?

Spock: I am afraid not Captain, it was the most advanced Device of it's time, but there is no way to make it get HD TV.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Shoulda gone with cable.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Keeping her under surveillance is smart move, Jim. Learn anything?

KIRK: Surveillance??? Uh, yeah right....surveillance.

 

[LeadHead]

Decker: The Carbon Units use this area for recreation, and to get messages from people who are about to die.

 

[SmoothieX]

Admiral Kirk was less than pleased that the new computer system on the Enterprise was inspired by the video from Billie Jean.

After Phase II was canceled, David Gautreaux was later seen trying out for Tron.

As the kick sailed wide of the uprights, McCoy watched in horror as he lost 10 bars of latinum to Uhura in the Superbowl pool.

 

[LeadHead]

The Bridge crews excitement at seeing Kirk only lasted for a few moments, because after that they realized he was the one who approved the new uniform design.

Decker: All these vessels were named Enterprise.

Ilia: This is incomplete.

Decker: Yeah we have a shrine to the NX-01 coming but t won't be installed until Tuesday.

Kirk: V'Ger, we are the creator, and your warranty has run out, so we're gonna have to scrap you.

 

[Bob Karo]

Kirk: One of the Voyager probes? Sweet! Spock, go get my record player. You're gonna love Chuck Berry.