Movie Caption Contest #163: Pain in the Rear

[Smellincoffee]

Sulu: I told you we shouldn't have stopped here! This is bat country!

Kirk erred when he double-parked in front of Sybok's shuttle.

 

[cooleddie74]

"FLAME ON, Girlfriend!!!

Woo-HOO!!!"

Kirk soon regretted the "David Cassidy haircut" comment.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Deep in the forests of Earth, brainsarenotlogical selects a highly-trained team of assassins for a top-secret mission...

Their mission: Vaporize celebrities I don't like (Lady Gaga, the Kardashians, etc.)

BUT JJ ABRAMS HAS HIS OWN TEAM OF ASSASSINS TO TAKE DOWN MY CREW!

 

[Isis]

Sulu: Set phasers to... stunning!

Sorry, middyseafort, I just saw that you did this only two ahead of mine. Oops.

 

[Isis]

In the 23rd Century, college dorms were still getting out of hand.

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to himself): "Damn, what was that safe word again?"