Movie Caption Contest #162: Crisis Management

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Roth: What is it, Admiral?

Cartwright: Not good, Mr. President. The virus has infected all of Earth's computer systems. It's impossible to remove.

Officer: Who is this 'Squiggy'?

(long pause)

Roth: Prepare to send a distress signal. Do not approach Earth...

 

[LeadHead]

President: please explain the diagram on the screen Admiral.

Cartwright: It's my Personal Space Bubble, you're both violating it again.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CARTWRIGHT: Harsh, she dumped you in a letter.

 

[LeadHead]

Commander: The Saratoga reports that all power has come back online.

Cartwright: That ship has such a bright future, assign them to patrol Wolf 359.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: I have an extremely illogical level of hunger.

Scotty: Aye lad, this daft Klingon microwave does nae have your Hot Pockets done yet.

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Dammit, I can't do a thing for this woman. Someone took every last saltshaker from this bag."

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: I looked at your chart. It says you've got something called a "Complete Recovery." I'm so sorry. Do you need a minute?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: This microwave is non-functional.

SCOTTY: Great.

NOW how will I heat me Klingon Lunchables?

 

[cooleddie74]

McCoy: "Will you recover?

How the BLAZES should I know? Do I look like I belong to your H.M.O.?"

 

[LeadHead]

Old Lady: What's my Condition?

McCoy: Well, you're annoying me, that will be fatal if you keep it up.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Spock: Now Mr Scott, we will now begin with our third course in health and safety. "Klingon Fleatraps"

Scott: *Sigh*

 

[Captain Mike]

SPOCK: You do realize Mr. Scott. Starfleet frowns upon having porn such as "Big Black Booty Asses" stored in any ships Library?

SCOTTY: My poor bairns...

Hey Jim, This idiot behind me thinks I am crazy thinking I can grow her a new kidney!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Do I have to?"

Spock: "Look, I don't like being the drug testing officer, either. Just take a piss into that cup and don't let me catch you doing anything funny."

 

[cooleddie74]

The Playstation 9.

In some ways...a complete disappointment and throwback.

 

[cooleddie74]

OLD LADY: Will I make it, Doc?

McCOY: To the end of the movie?

HELL, no.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Spock: "It is worse than we feared, Scott. Tell the Captain... tell him our computer has been infected with an Old Earth computer virus called... Windows Vista!!!

 

[Isis]

President: "I'm impressed by all these bells and whistles."

Technician: "Yes, everything looks great, doesn't it? Only problem is nobody can figure out what any of this stuff does."

Spock: "I stayed in all day, didn't even get dressed, and look what I was able to build."

Scotty: "Lad, I have te hand it to ye. Ye reinvented the pinball machine."

 

[LeadHead]

Cartwright: So Commander, the President got so owned by the Klingon Ambassador yesterday.

Commander: Ahem.

Cartwright: He's right behind me, isn't he?

President: No, I'm in front of you!

Cartwright Screams