"For our specials tonight, we have lobster remoulade en tarte crouté, lamb chops in a delicious au frisson gelée, and a nice veal tartare in a delicate glaze Romanesque. Anything strike your fancy?"
Janeway: "If the person who stole my makeup case returns it within the next ten minutes, I promise to expunge the incident from your record, no questions asked!"
Picard: "Shinzon, it causes me great distress to see a pate more exquisite than mine. Give me the name of your stylist and I will have Data stop playing footsie with your hand."
Shinzon: "You're much more attractive than your match.com picture."
Picard: "Damn Outer Limits. Why can't they put on more Twilight Zone?"
Beverly: "Jean-Luc, I have some bad news for you. Will and I are engaged."
Picard: "OK, I can be a good sport...but promise me one thing?"
Beverly: "Just say the word. It's the least I can do."
Picard: "Just make sure you go for that new surgery where they give you a hysterectomy AND tie your tubes."
