Movie Caption Contest #158: Blu-Ray Blues - Nemesis
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Picard: Wait...Why is wesley here??
Wesley: Let's just say the Traveller didn't actually have any free candy
Shinzon: This is how we do a handjob on remus
The new sitcom from paramount! Shinzon and his android!
Viewer: The enterprise e!!! with a built in double ended lightsaber!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!
Picard: Geesh, it sure took you a long time to finally get together with Deanna, didn't it Will?
Riker: Said the man who hasn't had the nerve to so much as ask Dr. Crusher out on a date?
*Crusher smirks*
Picard: Point taken.
Janeway: Now Jean-Luc, don't be bitter that I was made an admiral before you were...
Picard: I've got news for you, Janeway. The only reason they promoted you to Admiral was so they could keep you as far away from starships as possible. They don't want you going all "Lost in Space" again.
Janeway: Shut up! Q likes me better than you!
Picard: He does NOT! Didn't you see that TNG episode with the two of us in bed together?
Janeway: Wait, WHAT?!
Picard: Erm ... nevermind. Picard out.
Frakes: Oh god, this movie is terrible. Why I am here again?
Dorn: Same reason I am. The big fat paycheck.
Frakes: Oh, right.
Shinzon: Now Captain, that's just offensive. B-4 is not 'retarded,' he's 'mentally challenged.' Let's try and be politically correct here.
Picard: There's nothing on this station but test patterns! I'm gonna change the channel.
Riker: So seriously Captain, are you finally going to ask Beverly out on a date?
Picard: Shut up Will.
The space version of limbo.
Wes [Thinking]: You know, one shouldn't enjoy an under-the-table handjob from one's mother, but...
Janeway: Great. My first time on Chatroulette and the first thing I see are Kirk's balls.
Picard: And do you take this Preator to be your lawfully wedded husband...
Shinzon: Time for the wedding night, my love.
It's the 24th-fucking-century you'd think the user-interface on this thing would better than what you'd find on a Commodore 64!
Beverly: Jean-Luc, we really need to talk about the size of the "in" slot on your desk. You may be compensating for something.
Picard: Great. We fire our phaser and it goes all the way around the universe and we hit ourself.
Rebel base: Picard, you've turned off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
Picard: Nothing. I'm all right.
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Our phaser shot went right through them. Its a ghost ship. This nebula is haunted! Helm, get us the hell out of here!
Wheaton: "I don't really have any lines or anything. Good thing, too, since I'm stoned out of my mind."
Picard: "..and Wil, when you get to the Titan, I have arranged for your very own pair of Assless Chaps."
Janeway: "No Jean-Luc, they decided to drop the Court Marshall after all."
Data: "That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
B-4: "I have to make wee-wee."
Shinzon: "Remind me again, why is he here?"
Data: "Pew, pew."
Picard: "Enough Data."
Data: "Sorry sir."
Picard: "Everyone who's not going to be cropped out in the pan & scan version raise your hand... NOT SO FAST, Ensign Crusher."
Picard: "How the hell did you make Admiral before me again?"
Janeway: "Incriminating holograms of the Commander in Chief in bed with a Klingon Targ."
Data: "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."
Shinzon: "See, me putting you into a urine-colored jumpsuit PROVES I'm evil."
Picard: "Whoa. There are WAY more than four lights here."
Crusher: "Jean-Luc, the crew is concerned that you starring in the X-Men franchise is distracting from your duties here."
Riker: "Actually, I was just wondering if you could hook me up with Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' phone number."
"Hey, everybody, we just made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!"
PICARD: It's the 24th-fucking-century. Why is the resolution and color saturation in this thing such shit?
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