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Movie Caption Contest #154: Clueless

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B-4: Counselor Troi says I g-give "good head."


W-what does s-she mean?
 
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Kirk: Spock, how do I win a caption contest??

Spock: Just badly photoshop some things into the picture. It never fails.

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KIRK: How's your brother Carl doing?

I never hear you talk about him anymore.

Did he ever beat that senseless drug rap you told me about?
 
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B4: You're me!
Data: No, I am your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,....(five minutes pass)...great, great, great grandson, Data Loosejocks.
 
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Spock: "A handshake instead of a kiss?"



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Data: "Hmm, I think I've gotten a-head of myself."
 
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Data: "I won't be needing you anymore. The Borg Queen is going to fulfil my wildest dream. I'm going to be human."

Sparehead: "I don't need no bugger t' look after me! I may be half bad with silicon rickets, and me voice units may be shot t' buggery, but I don't need sympathy from the likes of you! "
 
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B-4: The man with the hairy face said I am up my own ass.

What does that mean?
 
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KIRK: Hey.

Don't look at ME.

These new fleet uniforms weren't MY damn idea.

I was perfectly comfortable sticking with the feety-pajamas with the disco belt buckles.
 
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Kirk: Have I ever told you how damn-near phallic your species' symbol is?

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Kirk: Huh. I always though Sulu was the one in the closet.

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B4: The jaundice caused me to lose the rest of my body.
 
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