Movie Caption Contest #151: Daddy Issues

[cooleddie74]

GORKON: So, Captain Spock...

Are you on Team Edward?

Or Jacob?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: YUCK.

Real or not...your breath is worse than I remembered it.

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to himself): "This is the last time I meet someone through Facebook. This bitch really let herself go."

 

[Rat Boy]

Bitsy: "Papa, TrekCore is having issues and the contest won't be updated until at least tomorrow. Does that mean I have time to ask you about Mother saying I was..."

Picard: "NO!"

 

[Finn]

You let Wesley fly the ship and all you got me was this crappy old doll

 

[Nerys Myk]

BITSY: I told the boys they would be bald like you, when they grow up.

 

[cooleddie74]

BITSY:

A Sally Doll with Super-Bite and -Sucking Action...

Why Papa, you SHOULDN'T HAVE!

 

[cooleddie74]

BUTLER: JEEZ.


You know, real or not, it's called deodorant and mouthwash.


We live in the future, Jim.

They're NOT expensive or hard to get.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BITSY: Daddy says, get up off your flabby white ass, stop playing with the dog and help him save the universe.

 

[cooleddie74]

Where's her Dream House and Corvette, Papa?

You SCREWED ME. I hate you!

 

[cooleddie74]

GORKON:

You haven't experienced DEBBIE DOES DALLAS and DEEP THROAT until you've pleasured yourself to them with a Klingon hand.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BITSY: Daddy says your foreheads look like mommy's fanny.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:

Odd.

I always remembered you being a Yorkshire terrier.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: For the last time I am NOT renaming you Scooby!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sorry folks. Got sidetracked yesterday and didn't have the time to sort through about seven different DVDs to grab screencaps. Guess I'll have to either wait for TrekCore to get their pictures back up or wait until next weekend, whichever comes first. Anyway...

Gorkon: "You allow children on your starships?"

Spock: "It's a test program."

Kirk (off screen): "I'd have to be sucked into space before I'll let this become permanent."

 

[cooleddie74]

BITSY: Grandpa Gorkon...mommy?

Who's the funny man with the pointy ears?



When do we all get dessert?

 

[cooleddie74]

BUTLER: You promised me Meaty Bones, bitch.


WHERE are my damned Meaty Bones?

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: You weren't inside? Uh-oh, where did I leave my uniform jacket- oh no. Kirk to Starfleet Dry Cleaning.

 

[Rat Boy]

Bitsy: "Papa, there's a strange woman in a large hat riding the merry-go-round who keeps insisting Mel Gibson isn't a racist."

 

[cooleddie74]

BITSY: If this is 2371, Papa...why are we all dressed like it's 1871?

JEAN-LUC: I have NO clue, my dear. Don't ask.