Movie Caption Contest #148: Fun And Games

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: This scale needs to be recalibrated.

CHEKOV: Worked fine for me and Sulu.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV: Vat do you tink?

SCOTTY: I think...that if push this bloody button...the movie will end quicker.

SULU: DO IT.

 

[RedShirt]

CHEKOV: How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful, shiny button?
The jolly, candy-like button?
Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?

 

[Candlelight]

"Guinan... while you're down there..."

 

[cooleddie74]

Getting head from the invisible women of Miragus IV.

Priceless.

 

[alte]

Captain Cockblocker up to his old tricks again...

 

[LeadHead]

Chekov: Isn't it so cool that we're on the ship that defeated ours?

Scotty: There it is! That's the button that fired the torpedo that disabled the Enterprise! You think the Admiral will lend me his Phaser?

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty: "This! No, this!"
Chekov: "The voman is vaiting. Hurry up and pick your happy meal."

 

[Cyke101]

*Scotty presses the button on the screen*
Computer: One vote for McCain. Thank you.
Scotty: Heheh, no, I want to vote for Obama!
*presses again*
Computer: Two votes for McCain.
Scotty: Aoooh, c'mon, it's time for a change!!
*presses again*
Computer: Three votes for McCain.
Scotty (pressing each time): No, no, NO!!!
Computer: Six votes for President McCain.
Scotty: HEYYY, I only meant one of those votes for McCain!