Movie Caption Contest #148: Fun And Games

[Gil T.Azell]

Picard:"Will she was about this high with a flat top on her head"

Riker: (off screen) "I didn't know you drank beer sir?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

STARFLEET: Are we racing?

ALIEN: I thought it was a dog fight.

STARFLEET: Bombing run?

 

[Cyke101]

Doohan: There, right there! That tiny little blip! I've found Shatner's sense of humility!
Koenig: Oh come on, get over it already.
Takei: No, I think Jimmy's onto something.
Koenig: You too, George!

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOOHAN: With one press of a button I can destroy Shatner's career...

KOENIG: Do it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: It's still blinking "12:00"

SCOTTY: Shut yer trap! If any one kin figure oot this contraption, it's Montgomery Scott!

CHEKOV: Look, I dont wanna miss my shows...

 

[BriGuy]

Starbuck: Hey, Apollo, you got to check out this game!

Apollo: What are you going on about now?

Starbuck: Check it out! Holographic planes. Didn't I tell ya this was a great casino?

 

[John Picard]

By the 23rd Century, negotiations with Interstellar Hookers took on an entirely different meaning.

 

[John Picard]

Checov: "Ai see too garlz. Vat is deal abowt vunn cupp?"

Scotty: "Just you wait, lad."

 

[John Picard]

Picard: {Austin Powers Accent} "Do I make your howr-nay, Beverly?"

 

[LeadHead]

Starfleet Gamer: This mission makes no sense! What was the Genesis of this battle?

Federation Security Guy: Did you just say Genesis?! You're under arrest!

 

[Aragorn]

CREWMAN: "How YOU doin'?"

SULU (thinking): "I don't get it. Why are Chekov and Scotty so worked up over a naked woman?"

PICARD (singing): "Beyond the rim of the starlight, my love is wandring in star flight. I know he'll find in star clustered reaches, love, strange love a star woman teaches..."

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty: "They're bloody horrible! Where are the shoulder slats? And why are they all different colours??"

 

[T'Boggan]

Woman " How come you have that great Sopwith Camel and I get the useless Fokker" Kirk (off screen ) Eh? what!

Chekov: "But how did you get Kirks Visa pin number ?"

Scotty: "Ah read his lips"

Worf (off camera): "First the singing, now the dancing...Now the Rollerblades AHHHgggrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Starfleet: "Shouldn't there be a pigeon in this game?"
Woman laughs like Muttley

Chekov: "Show me on the wiewpenel vhere Keenser molested you."

Stewart: "Let's see that tub of lard Corden swing like this, ha cha cha!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CREWMAN: This thing always plays better on the PSP 7000. These joysticks suck.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Bloody ants.

The buggers are everywhere!

SULU: Pavel...go fetch a can of that weird and foul-smelling Klingon bug spray.

STEWART: Dancing will help me forget how disappointing this script is...

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: I'll just wet me finger and stick it right in this socket.

CHEKOV: You're sure you're an engineer?

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty's attempt to override the Klingon ship's systems by giving the helm console a Wet Willie failed.

Miserably.

 

[Captain Crow]

Woman with disgusted face playing game: Thanks for being a cheapskate and buying a PoPstation 3-D instead of a real game console.

Scotty: There's Waldo!

 

[Candlelight]

Woman: "You've been lusting after me for years... and you bring me to an arcade on our first date?"
Man: "Pew pew pew!"