Movie Caption Contest #147: You Just Love To Hate Them

[Alrik]

Khan: "Who just yelled, "Dee plane, Dee plane"?

 

[Alrik]

Khan: "Relax gentlemen, its not what you think. This is where I keep the family jewels. I like to take them out and show them off to all of our visitors."

Chekov: "Too bad Sulu eesn't heere."

 

[Alrik]

Khan: "Well the needles are sterilized, I think we can begin."

Terrell: "Not that I don't appreciate the gesture Khan, but I'm not really the piercing type. I've always kind of wanted a little tattoo."

Khan: "A little Tattoo you say, Captain? Perhaps that can be arranged. I'm all about living the fantasy."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: No soup for you!

 

[LeadHead]

Khan: This is the Brew of Evil, you have seen its effects before.

Chekov: Where?

Khan: It was used to create "The Way To Eden," "Shades of Grey," "Profit and Lace," "Threshold" and "These Are The Voyages."

 

[LeadHead]

Hope you can figure out what I'm referencing here.

Joachim: Sir, we are receiving a transmission from 2 kids claiming to be your grandchildren. They request that you come immediately to the Island of Lost Dreams.

Khan: Curses! I must go to them, tell Kirk it's Game Over!

 

[cooleddie74]

Khan couldn't believe the balls on Joachim.

Hanging a HUSTLER centerfold poster right on top of the helm console like that.

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN: You'll love this dish.

I got the idea from our ship's copy of NAKED LUNCH.

 

[Aragorn]

CHEKOV: "You're just gonna have to kill me because I'm not telling you anything!"

KHAN: "Kill you? No, I'm not going to kill you. Do you know what I have here? The Fantasy Island remake with Malcolm McDowell in my role. You're going to watch the whole thing."

CHEKOV: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

Khan suddenly realised his superior intellect forgot to remind him to go to the bathroom before the battle began.

 

[Captain Crow]

Joachim: Receiving a message from the Enterprise.

Khan: Put it on screen

[Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video plays on main viewer.]

Khan: That bastard Kirk has Rickrolled us!

(gunshot)

Female voice: What happened?

Male voice: I just shot my foot by accident.

(Cheesy music being played on a cheap Casio keyboard)

Khan: A cat playing a keyboard after someone does something stupid? Is that supose to be funny or something?