Movie Caption Contest #146: Blu-Ray Blues - Generations

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "You know, I always thought we should have seat belts, but this..."

Harriman: "I find the dildo holds me in place quite nicely."

Chekov: "You know, the doctor can probably help you vith that hump."

Guinan: "What hump?"

Soran: "Castanets, you say? All right, I'll talk."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: A glass of Moloko? Never heard of it, but I can check the food replicator database.

And stop calling me "Dim"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: How come MY Enterprises didn't get captain's chairs with uploadable Risan porn available on the armrests?

CHEKOV: Come...dis vay.

I know a great plastic surgeon who can help you vit oversized, painful hats.

RIKER: Who attacked you, Doctor?

SORAN: Before...or AFTER we cracked wise and insulted their mommas?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: I'll avoid asking why a black Vulcan from the future is serving on your bridge.

HARRIMAN: Good lad.

 

[T'Boggan]

Kirk " Dont get too comfortable in the chair bub, It'll probebly get blown up before the next movie"

Chekov " He likes the crew to watch!"

Guinan " Good god almighty!"

All singing

Picard:" I'm the greatest captain of the queen's navy"
Crew: "And your record will stand as proof."
Picard: "Be it galleon or freighter,
I'm an expert navigator."
Crew: "And you're also a world class poof!"
Picard:...... Bastards!

Dr Soran " Wait a minute sweetpants...we just aint going to do it without 'The Fezz on' "

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: Who attacked you, Doctor?

SORAN: Your momma. Bitch had stank breath, too.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "This looks like the seat from my old Jupiter 8 sportscar!"
Harriman: "Well, it's not!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Nice seat.

HARRIMAN: Thanks. I work out a lot.

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "I miss my old chair."

Harriman: "Um, sir, Enterprise B."

Kirk: "Yes, quite right. Must be the Mad Cow."

Harriman: "Huh?"

Kirk: "DENNY CRANE."

Chekov: "Are you okay ma'am? Dat vas a bad fall. I told you dee floor vas sleek. Perhaps you should leesten better."

Riker: "Who attacked you?"

Soran: "Don't know...not to worry. It happens Time After Time."

Nick Meyer (Paramount screening room): "Oh no you didn't!"

 

[BriGuy]

... with apologies if it's already been done...

Kirk: Harriman, calm down. Whatever light years we put on, we'll take off.

Harriman: How?

Kirk: We'll warp back to space dock in reverse.

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: Did I say something to hurt Captain Scott's feelings?

KIRK: Don't mind him. It's just his time of the month.

 

[cooleddie74]

GUINAN: Where am I?

CHEKOV: In a movie with a GIGANTIC logical loophole.

 

[LeadHead]

Harriman: I hope the improvements we've made n the Excelsior Class ship Captain.

Kirk: I think it's wonderful.

Scotty: Uh, Captain, the only changes are the extra spaces along the engineering hull which are called "Certain Death For Kirk" Decks.

Guinan: Pssst. That guy with a cut on his face, maybe you should arrest him now and save everyone the trouble.

Riker: Who attacked you Doctor?

Soran: I don't know, I just didn't respond to a Chain letter and then this happened.