Movie Caption Contest #146: Blu-Ray Blues - Generations

[Aragorn]

TIM RUSS: "That damn Shatner still trying to hog the spotlight by blocking me out again!"

KOENIG: "Don't worry, it was just a bad dream. Nothing more. Acting careers NEVER go belly up after you win an Oscar."

Geordi La Forge was put to much better use on Sex Trek: Generations.

SORAN: "We have to leave now! He's coming! He's coming for all of us!"

RIKER: "Michael Myers?"

SORAN: "Tim Kring!"

 

[Candlelight]

SORAN: "Time is the fire in which we burn- oh shit, time is burning my hair, get me up GET ME UP!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDIE: Three cheers for the Age of Sail! Rum, sodomy and the lash!!
TROI: Hip hip hurrah Hip Hip...wait, what was that second one?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: I sure the hell hope that's pudding, Captain.

GEORDI: ALRIGHT!!!! KICK ASS!!!!!

I always knew Worf would be great at "Gay-Costumed Parisses Squares" !!!

CHEKOV: You'll be okay. You'll be alright.

You just need to rest. And get a lighter hat.

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: Do you like the new Enterprise, Captain?

KIRK: (pause)

What's your definition of "like" again?

 

[Candlelight]

CHEKOV: "Ve told you; no more hollyvood sqvares"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Sorry, I left some love stains on your chair.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: No way is my ass gonna fit that chair.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "No, no, its cute. I especially like the sippy-cup holder on the arm."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV: "Sister Act 2 vas de last straw...you almost died."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You put a built-in automatic toilet in the captain's chair?


Where the hell were you people during my first five-year mission?!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: If you don't mind I'm going to stand here like this to conceal my stiffy I just got from seeing that reporter with the big knockers.

Scotty: Oh for fuck's sake!

 

[Nerys Myk]

GUININ: I need to find a bald man with an odd accent.

CHEKOV: I'm vearing a vig.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: The skid marks are an interesting touch...

GUINAN: I've got to get to the Bridge.
CHEKOV: The bridge? Vat eez eet?
GUINAN: It's the round room where the Captain sits, but that's not important right now...

GEORDI: Laugh at me, huh? Computer: remove significant roles for female crewmembers in these films!

RIKER: What is it you need?
SORAN: For you to find a breath mint. Jesus effing Christ!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: A built-in protein dumpster.


NICE.

GUINAN: Where am I?

For a second I thought I was in a cheesy science-fiction movie helmed by ham actors...

GEORDI:Your name, bitch...is Lieutenant Commander TOBY!!!

Say it!!!

RIKER: You have nice eyes.

SORAN: Thank you, Commander...maybe you can help me find where my right one was blown to.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: "Bless this Mess"...


The HELL?!

 

[Rat Boy]

Doohan: "The hell with you people. They need me on the set of Homeboys In Outer Space."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: "Save Ferris"...


What the blazes does THAT mean?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Mocking Reading Rainbow was the last thing Gates recalled before LeVar punched her.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: So the emergency override controls are on your armrests?

Harriman: No, they installed something else they thought would be more suited to my command abilities.

Kirk: Cup Holders?

Koenig: Step right this way please.

Goldberg: Where are you taking me?

Koenig: The actors who receive no credit for this film don't get to come by he Craft Services Table.

Riker: Who attacked you Doctor?

Soran: I don't know, this station was built very cheaply. The first thing destroyed was the webcam and then they took out our Commodore 64 and we were screwed.