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Movie Caption Contest #146: Blu-Ray Blues - Generations

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[urinating sound]

Harriman: Shouldn't someone tell Captain Scott this isn't the men's room and that's not a urinal?

Kirk: Just let him go. He's old and senile and it takes him at least ten minutes to find his dick to pee in the first place because he's so fat.
 
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With Scotty eliminated and DJ Red Shirt at the turntables, this was going to be the most exciting round of Musical Chairs ever.
 
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Doohan: I've had enough of this shitty movie. Where the fuck is the craft services table?
 
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Riker: Talk.
Soren: You're too late.
Riker: He already said that.
Soren: Where'd he leave off?
Riker: Er, "Lursa and B'Etor have Plan B in... ”
Soren: Oh, yeah. Lursa and B'Etor have Plan B in... in...
Riker: Where? Where?! Talk, you low-life scum!!
Soren: Gee, if that's your attitude, forget it. (dies)
 
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Doohan: Okay, I've said my line.

[walks off set]



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Doohan: If you'll excuse me, I've got an audition for the lead role in "Cannon: The Movie" I have to get to.
 
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Excitement running high, Kirk accidently ... creates a "captain's log". Luckily standard command posture does the trick until the situation can be dealt with.
 
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Kirk: I hope that you enjoy sitting in this chair while you can. Letting reporters on the bridge probably ensures that you won't sit in it for too long.
 
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Harriman: These new rear-view cameras make backing up and parallel parking a cinch!
Kirk: We're going to hit two green ships.
Harriman: We won't get brakes 'til Tuesday.
Scotty: *sigh* I'm reroutin' my ass out the door.
 
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Kirk: "You ate Chilli last night didn't you?"

Harriman: "I thought it was a fart"



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Chekov: "Hey didn't I see you in Theodore Rex?"
Guinan: No, no you didn't, and is that Mr. Blackwell over there?"
 
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Guinan: I ... I see dead people!
Chekov: Sure you do, and I'm Bruce Willis.
Guinan: Two of them are making erotic pottery together!
Chekov: ...riiiiight.
Guinan: ...one of them is Bruce Willis' ex-wife!
Chekov: ...Demi...? :(
 
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Everyone was cheering until they realised they'd had the least amount of captions this week, and knew there was probably little chance of beating Kirk and Harriman. Still, Geordi was getting to see Crusher and Troi's boobs wobble. It would be sometime before they firmed up.
 
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Chekov: "Captain Decker told me to tell you: Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella."

Guinan: "Tell him it's B-flat."


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Scotty: There's something wrong with this glory hole!

Harriman: Captain Scott that's a cup holder not a glory hole.
 
I finally came up with two ideas for that Picard phto from the last CT thread -- damn, too late.



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Kirk: Awkward laughter, "Haha ... that tribble didn't fall out of my pants. It's clearly yours."



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"We got a movie!"

ALL: "Yay!"

Troi: "None of us died in it!"

ALL: "Yay!!!"

Worf: "We got more movies, like it or not!"

ALL: "Yay!!!"

Troi: "They cancelled Reading Rainbow!!!"

ALL: "YAY!!!"

Geordi: "yyy -- wait a minute..."




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Chekov: "Ov course the moon exeests -- vhere do you think I just eentered?"
 
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