Movie Caption Contest #14: Generations Gap

[Sisu]

Scotty was appalled at Tuvok's ear bob and eyebrow reconstruction. "Firrrr Gud's sake, mon.... havin' pointed earrrrs ain't as bad as missin' fungers ye know...."

William Shatner was hoping to play Laura Ingalls in the Little House on the Prarie remake....

Opposite Patrick Stewart as Nellie Olsen.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "This place has fond memories for me. The hay, the smell of the horses, Shatmandu..."

 

[Rat Boy]

*sniff, sniff*

Kirk: "Rusty?! Have you been eating all my Beefereeno?"

*Picard whistles innocently*

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Do you see what I see?"
Picard: "I see lunch."
Kirk: "Focus, it's the Nexus. This is my uncle's barn, that's my horse Fenton."
Picard: "Yes, I know. I'm French. For me, that is lunch."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: You may be able to ride a quarter horse but I'm going to need at least half a one.

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: I don't know, laddie. Seven years of Janeway's bitchiness? I'd try to remain as detached and unemotional as you can.

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok's penchant for kissing up to his commanding officer's backfired when he gave Scotty too much Scotch during a critical moment.

Mr. Ed: "Well, those new Starfleet unis really are slimming. Set those buttocks to stun!"

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Yes, lieutenant, that's all that remains of my serious acting career. The rest of it went down a wormhole thirty years ago. You be careful. These wormholes are all over this part of the galaxy.

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: "Admiral! That not be how we welcome new crew members. Get up man."

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: I ride bareback. You?

 

[Gertch]

Outpost4 said:

Picard: I ride bareback. You?

Kirk: "I used to command bareback mister. Ahhh, those were the days. Kinda freaked Uhura out whenever I sat down. Hehe. And what's a space ship navigator need with a rear-view mirror anyway?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Like many young Vulcans, Tukok went through a "Humanophile" phase. Though Tuvok might have taken it a bit too far.

 

[zephramc]

Scotty: Dinna Ah see ya on Excelsior a year ago? I swear Ah'v seen ya befur.
Unamed Lt. You must have me confused with someone else sir...
Scotty: Ah didn'a think soo. Heer', punch up the Excelsior c'rew.
Scotty: Ah there he is... Ensign Tuvok... He's the spitt'n image of ya lassie...
Unamed Lt. Don't be rediculous... He... He looks nothing like me! See he's vulcan... pointed ears... I don't have pointed ears! (thinking privately: Dad did say he spent some time on Vulcan...)

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "So in this future, you're bald. What happened? Did you lose a bet?"

Picard: "In the future we have evolved beyond the need for hairpieces."

Kirk: "No toupees? Fuck it. Let Veridian burn!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Oh, there it is.
Picard: What?
Kirk: My dignity. Now, how did it get way up there?

 

[Nerys Myk]

zephramc said:

Scotty: Dinna Ah see ya on Excelsior a year ago? I swear Ah'v seen ya befur.
Unamed Lt. You must have me confused with someone else sir...
Scotty: Ah didn'a think soo. Heer', punch up the Excelsior c'rew.
Scotty: Ah there he is... Ensign Tuvok... He's the spitt'n image of ya lassie...
Unamed Lt. Don't be rediculous... He... He looks nothing like me! See he's vulcan... pointed ears... I don't have pointed ears! (thinking privately: Dad did say he spent some time on Vulcan...)

"lassie"? did something get caught in a rice picker?

 

[Sisu]

ouch!

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Tuvok" Now watch carefully again...You place it into the hole, press gently, and just like magic, one sharpened pencil"

Scotty" Amazing "

Picard" So what do you think Bill, can we do it"

Shatner" Hell yes, fresh home made frozen horse semen, we will make a fortune"