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Movie Caption Contest #136: Engineers

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cooleddie74 said:
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WILL: Estimated time of arrival?

GEORDI: 41 minutes, sir...provided the audience doesn't storm out of the theaters long before than out of sheer boredom!!
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Will: You mean "then."

Geordi: What?

Will: You said "long before than," but you should have said "long before then."

Geordi: That is what I said, than. Its so hard having a grammar nazi for first officer. Your tripping, man.

Will: Oh, where to begin...
 
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Guy in the back on the right to guy on the left: Hey, you seem calm, even though that console is blowing up. We could all be killed.

Guy on the left: Hey, there's a main character here. Nothing too bad can happen as long as he's here...

<intercom> Mr. Scott, please report to the bridge.

Guy on left: OK, now we can worry...
 
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GUY IN BULKY SUIT: Looks safe now, the radiation spikes are leveling off

THREE GUYS BEHIND HIM: Wha...??!!!
 
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Scotty: "My God, the ship's on fire!"

Clearly: "My God, these new uniforms let us see each others batches!"
 
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SCOTTY: Alright, who canceled our bloody Geico insurance on the damned thing?!
 
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GEORDI: FINE, sir.

I'll add you to my list of Facebook friends. If it'll shut you up for five minutes so we can get the hell outta the Briar Patch!!!
 
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Riker: "...then one morning you wake up and realize you've passed up two opportunities to make captain and you probably won't ever get another shot at it..."
LaForge: "Uh...this is fascinating, sir, but maybe you should be telling this to Lieutenant Daniels over there instead. I mean, he looks like he might actually give a fuck."
 
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Geordi may have had new eyes...but he still couldn't find the viewscreen worth a damn.
 
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Geordi (singing): "I can see clearly now...with my implants gone...."

Riker: "Time and place Geordi, time and place."
 
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GEORDI: The ship's losing structural integrity, Commander!

When you shaved your beard, you doomed us ALL!!!
 
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La Forge: It's good to finally see you Commander Riker.


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La Forge: Look, I said I was sorry!

Riker: If you want to get out of this you're going to have to install a joystick on the Bridge and say it was your idea!
 
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Cleary: I'm sorry Mr. Scott, I broke it!

Scotty: What in the devil made you think wiring the warp plasma to a glorified desktop was a good idea?

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Kirk: (over comm) Kirk to Engineering, what's going on down there?

Scotty: We're voting another one off the island Sir.


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Kirk: (over comm) Mr. Scott be prepared to execute Starfleet Order 2-0-0-5.

Scotty: Cleary's way ahead of you Sir.
 
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Scotty: "Damn Manhattan. The rest of the universe has transporters and shuttlecrafts, and the only thing they've done to the subways is take out all the seats."


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Picard: "There are zero lights."
 
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Scotty: How many time do I have to tell you Cleary? Don't put metal in the bloody microwave!


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Cleary: Mr. Scott, the computer can't handle all the internet porn we have! It's overloading!
 
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Candlelight said:
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Geordi: *fap fap fap* "Sir!"
Riker: "Geordi! Not on the bridge PLEASE!!"

Scene from Masterbater and Commander.
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Riker: "Geordi! Stop it or you'll go blind!"
Geordi: "Here we go again!!"

*Audience laughs*

*Riker turn to camera, shrugs, freeze frame ending*
 
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