Movie Caption Contest #136: Engineers

[LeadHead]

Picard: Geordi, you can see!

Geordi: Yes, captain, I can.

Picard: This place is great! You can see, my wrinkles are gone, Worf's got a zit, the girls' boobs are firming up...

Geordi: Actually, it's not all that great sir...

Picard: Why, what is it?

Geordi: It's working in reverse on Data, he's turning into Bender Bending Rodriguez and he's already used up all our real alcohol.

 

[SeerSGB]

computer: Warp core breech in 30 seconds

Scotty: Damn it man, I told you know to reuse the crisper sleeves!


Or

Today on Mythbusters: Can you really cause a wormhole effect with a untested warpdrive and a hairpin? Scotty and Cleary find out in Engine Room Myths Revisited II.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Scotty to Decker: "I thought you said lens flares weren't going to be installed until next Tuesday!!"

 

[Mistral]

Geordi: "Sir, what are you doing with your hand?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

No, not THAT kind of lens flare, lads!!!

HAVE YE LEARNED NOTHIN'???

GEORDI: Now that I can actually see you sir...I...I have the urge to rub your scalp and see if a genie pops out.

GEORDI: According to the readouts, Commander...the plot just reached LUDICROUS SPEED!!

WILL: If the film goes to Plaid...all is lost.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI: Permission to replicate a bitchin' pair of Gargoyle sunglasses and walk around with a creepy, unwarranted air of confidence while hitting on chicks, sir?

PICARD: Granted.

 

[BriGuy]

Geordi: Holy shit... you're WHITE?!??!?

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: Holy shit... you're WHITE?!??!?

Picard: "It's all right. I only found out Data was gold when we started doing the movies."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: Holy shit... you're WHITE?!??!?

Geordi: Holy shit...and I'm black?!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: Holy shit... you're WHITE?!??!?

Geordi: Holy shit...and I'm black?!!!

Geordi: "Holy shit...I didn't even know what black and white was until today!"

Picard: "Wait until you meet our new ensign from Cheron. He'll confuse the hell out of you."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Geordi: Holy shit... you're WHITE?!??!?

Geordi: Holy shit...and I'm black?!!!

GEORDI: Holy shit....you're British!?

PICARD: I'm French.

GEORDI: I was blind, not deaf.

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: Holy shit... you're WHITE?!??!?

Geordi: Holy shit...and I'm black?!!!

Picard: "Yes, and I'm appointing you sheriff of this village."

Geordi: "Well, if it worked in Blazing Saddles, why not?"

 

[scottydog]

 

[S'kai]

Thanks for the win!

The break-in at Paramount unfortunately involved both the makeup and prop departments.

 

[BriGuy]

Frakes: ... sigh... the fan's don't care, the studio doesn't care, the cast doesn't care, Paramount doesn't care... why am I still doing this?

Setboy: Mr. Frakes, your paycheck is here.

Frakes: Oh, yeah, that's it.

 

[Candlelight]

"Next stop... Briar Patch... I hope..."

 

[LeadHead]

Geordi: Holy shit... you're WHITE?!??!?

Geordi: Holy shit...and I'm black?!!!

Geordi: Holy shit... you're not a Vulcan?!!

 

[scottydog]

Picard's voiceover: "Personal space.... the final frontier...."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Would you mind backing off, Mistuh LaForge?"

Geordi: "Sorry, guess I'm still blind."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI: Now that I can see without my VISOR, I finally understand what Commander Riker was talking about all these years...

You know?

Those comments about your head looking like a giant schlong?