Movie Caption Contest #136: Engineers

[Rat Boy]

I offer a toast...to a new caption contest. First, let's stare at...

For adding a dose of reality, our winner is...

George Takei: This time Shatner can't screw this captaincy up. At long last, I'm the captain!
Jeremy Roberts: Ah, you do know this isn't the real military, right, George?

For explaining that leadership, no matter the circumstances, always seem to take its toll , our winner is...

There were times when being the night shift supervisor at Denny's seemed to go on forever.

For mixing metaphors, our winner is...

Gorkon: "I offer a toast! By Grabthar's hammer, by the moons of Nebia, we happy few, we band of brothers, should old acquaintance be forgot, worlds without end, amen!"
Spock (to Azetbur): "Wonderful stuff, this Romulan ale, eh?"

For simplifying things, our winner is...

McCoy: He's dead, Jim.
Kirk: No shit, Sherlock.

And finally, our Photoshop winner...

"To the engineering team aboard Kronos One... 600 days without any accidents!"

Congrats, everyone. This week, it's all about engineers and the poor bairns that keep breaking on them. First, Scotty questions the wisdom of tying the transporters directly into the warp reactor. Second, Geordi almost goes blind again after seeing the light glinting off of Picard's head. We also have a third picture this week and we will for the foreseeable future and because the TNG gang got shafted in the last contest, we'll be poking fun of Insurrection a second time. Have at it:

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Ach, this is going to leave a mess."

Geordi: "Captain?!"

Picard: "You sound surprised."

Geordi: "I was expecting David Warner."

Riker: "Take us out, Mr. LaForge."

Geordi: "Stupid budget cuts."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Bloody Radio Shack parts...


ME EYES!!!

GEORDI: Wow, sir.

If I knew you were THIS homely and unappealing in real life?

I'd have opted to stay blind.

WILL: Estimated time until the fans say the next sequel is MUCH worse?

GEORDI: Four years, Commander! Barely enough time!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Quick, lads!!!

Blame Captain Decker!!! Trust me...it'll work!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

A win! Thanks, Rat Boy.

Scotty: Shit. Even in the future nothing works.

Geordi: You are so not a sight for sore eyes.

Jonathan Frakes: Oh, now I get it--a blind man driving the ship. That Roddenberry, what a prankster.
Levar Burton: Stuff it, Frakes.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "This happens every time we hire out to the lowest bidding contractor."

Picard: "Your eyes regenerated?"

Geordi: "No, I realized that I've been wearing bad contact lenses all my life."

Riker: "You wouldn't happen to know what happened to my beard?"

Geordi: "Nope."

*covers chin*

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Don't tell the bastards at Starfleet OSHA about this...

Not one breath!!

Ye lads bloody understand?

PICARD: I'm so happy for you, Geordi.

GEORDI: Don't be, sir.

"NEMESIS"?

Just four years away.

RIKER: Estimated time until the audience realizes how gay I look without the beard?

GEORDI: I'd say...oh...about an hour ago, sir!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty had warned Cleary...

DON'T try to dock an iPod in the new station consoles.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "I told you not to touch the sides!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Engine Room? No, lad. This is the ships brewery.

STEWART: Pretty sweet eh, Levar? What did you spend your "First Contact" money on?

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "You know, when I came over to the Titan with you, I was expecting a better job than this."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Geordi get his sight back and the first thing he sees is a naked Lwaxana Troi.

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty: "Lense flares kill more engineers than any other ship wide incident. Let that be a lesson to ya all"

Geordi: "Can I just say Commander that Captain Picard still smells like a women's locker room"
Picard: "Still blind, huh?"
Geordi: "Like Ray Charles, sir"

Geordi: "Commander, I estimate we'll clear the Briar Patch in 23 minutes"
Riker: "Geordi, you're looking at the laundry monitor"
Geordi: "Dammit"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: Dayum!
Riker: What is it, Geordi?
Geordi: The end of our movie careers ahead, sir.

 

[Skywalker]

Geordi: "Captain, it's a miracle! The radiation from the planet's rings regenerated my eyes. I can see!"
Picard: "That's wonderful! But...what happened to your ocular implants? Did they just fall out or something?"
Geordi: "Er..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "Captain, it's a miracle! The radiation from the planet's rings regenerated my eyes. I can see!"
Picard: "That's wonderful! But...what happened to your ocular implants? Did they just fall out or something?"
Geordi: "Er..."

Geordi: "Would you be surprised that they can double as a certain other kind of implant?"

Picard: "Dear God."

Data (off screen): "That what she said!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Geordi: "Captain, it's a miracle! The radiation from the planet's rings regenerated my eyes. I can see!"
Picard: "That's wonderful! But ... what happened to my hair?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Scotty: "Let that be a lesson to ye, laddie! That's why ye never piss on a duotronic circuit board, no matter who dares ye to!"

Picard: "Oh, well, uh, I was just...taking a little nighttime stroll, that's all. What about you? What are you doing up here?"
LaForge: "Oh, the same, the same. Just getting a little fresh air." (long pause) "You know, if we're both up here meeting Anij, she's got a lot of explaining to do!"

LaForge: "What? What? MORE coffee? You bet! Bring it on!"

 

[Skywalker]

Geordi: "Captain, it's a miracle! The radiation from the planet's rings regenerated my eyes. I can see!"
Picard: "That's wonderful! But ... what happened to my hair?"

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Geordi, why does Candlelight, who seems to win week after week, never seem to say thanks to Rat Boy?"
Geordi: "He means well sir, he's just the silent type who takes the glory and doesn't care to acknowledge those that matter"
Candlelight: "You lying ^%&$#@!!"