DATA: It appears you were correct all these years, Captain.
I do have combination skin.
Movie Caption Contest #130: Blu-Ray Blues - First Contact
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DATA: It appears you were correct all these years, Captain.
I do have combination skin.
Dr. Cochrane's severe drinking habits led the Enterprise-E crew to fashion him an all-new Krazy Straw from pure copper and duranium.
COCHRANE: So 300 years from now people will wear their hair and talk like THAT?
Hell, let these Borg things take over the world. I for one will WELCOME them.
QUEEN: "Roy Neary?"
"Sunburn? U.F.O.?"
Seriously, Data...I don't understand these references you are trying to make.
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Geordi: "The coil goes round...and round...and round...and round...and round again....and round...and round...round some more...and round..."
Barclay: "Heh, he, er, gets like this sometimes. Don't think anything of it. He's a great engineer, honestly!"
Geordi: "....and round..."
Queen: "...and as number seven comes out of the gate, he looks a little under the weather, gyro-thrusters3000 not pumping as they should. What's your take on this development, Data? Does it damage his chances in the match?
Data: "I'm glad you asked that, Queen. Robot Wars Extreme does depend on the ability to maneuver well. If number seven isn't up to the challenge, he could well and possibly seize up and this comentator for one would hate to see this little robot crash and burn"
Queen: "Like Lore did the day after he felt me up at the championship bouffet?"
Data: "What can I say, honey? I'm a bad robot."
Subterranian lifeform: "...have successfully landed aboard Federation starship, captain. First contact mission engaged. Attempting to locate crew. Burrowing through native medium, no sign of life yet. Will burrow deeper."
Riker (offscreen): "Do first contact missions ever go smoothly?"
BEVERLY: SEE, Jean-Luc?
I and Nurse Ogawa told you to stop picking and scratching at it!!
NOW look!!!
GEORDI: Good job, Reg.
I think this design'll do the trick!
But...you might wanna get the REAL thing and not try using part of a 1937 Studebaker chassis. Just a suggestion.
REG: I'm not sure what it is, Commander...
but I found it in the bombed-out wreckage of an old fertility clinic about 100 kilometers from here!
Cochrane: They say you two are secretly the gay ones.
Reg laughing nervously: Heh heh! W ... w ... what gives you that idea
Geordi: Oh boy Reg! This'll take some lubrication!
QUEEN: Just imagine. If I had succeeded in giving Data a skin graft, Spiner would have had no lame ass excuse about ageing for wanting to give up the role and writing a lame ass exit for Data in Nemesis.
QUEEN: As you can see from Commander Data here, Captain...my experiments in making androids able to star in off-Broadway revival shows of PHANTOM OF THE OPERA are meeting with great success!!
COCHRANE: Which one of you is the jittery, nervous virgin with no social skills?
REG: That'd be Commander LaForge, Doctor.
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Picard: "I've heard of beings with no regard for personal space, but you creatures are ridiculous."
Geordi: "OK, gentlemen, here's what I retrieved from the captain's colon. I'll think he'll finally go back to being himself now."
Borg Queen: "When you asked me to 'spare a square,' I didn't realize it was for your face. I think it's time for a diagnostic."
Picard: "I've heard of beings with no regard for personal space, but you creatures are ridiculous."
Geordi: "OK, gentlemen, here's what I retrieved from the captain's colon. I'll think he'll finally go back to being himself now."
Borg Queen: "When you asked me to 'spare a square,' I didn't realize it was for your face. I think it's time for a diagnostic."
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