Movie Caption Contest #13: Eavesdropping

[Candlelight]

"Sir, what is '1.21 gigawatts'?"

"Here are your breasts"

 

[NathanielM]

TORG: But Sir... I wanted to see what happened and see if Doctor Sloan found the killer on this episode of Diagnosis Murder!
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Troi: And I found that Will was in my cabin trying on all my clothes and underwear!

Crusher: Oh my god... You never would think that He was GAY and a cross dresser.

Data: an I ask a question, what is a crossdresser?

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Krugg" Well!! "

(The Klingons remain speechless)

Krugg" Ahhh seee, and nobody believed me when i said it would have spinning nacelles"

Sirtis" These budget cut are just getting too much"

McFadden" You think its bad now, wait till Stewart sees the fur lined limo that the Berman sent for him."


Opps i just noticed i am to late.....

 

[Opus]

Kruge: "So! Speak!"

Torg: "Great power! To control, dominate!"

Kruge: "Speak!"

Maltz: "Uhhhh... You killed Valkris for this? I'm pretty sure it was posted up on YouTube last week..."

Sirtis: "Alien planet, my ass! Yeah, that Llama behind Spiner's about as 'alien' as Burma!"