Movie Caption Contest #13: Eavesdropping

[SeerSGB]

The Kirk / Spock sex tape was horrifying. But the Klingons found themselves unable to look away.

Sirtis: Have you noticed how our careers have began to suck since we started this movie?
McFadden: At least I didn't have a nude hot-tube scene with Riker.
Spiner: WTH?! Frakes, I was suppose to be in that scene with you!

 

[Amaris]

MALTZ: "Just a moment sir... I think I saw Command Gold."
KRUGE: "No, no, it's just a trick of the light."
TORG: "How can you tell? These supposed "Trek XI spy photos" are blurry, vague and undefined!"
KRUGE: "Much like the subplot in this movie."



J.

 

[Valin]

Mike Have-Not said:

Valin said:

Kruge: "I hate 'Night Court,' put on 'Taxi' instead."

You've got to be kidding me! I was gonna do this caption!

D'oh! Well, great minds think alike...

Or at least minds old enough to remember both TV shows.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^

 

[Outpost4]

A warning? That biggles has no honor!

Data: What is a marshmellon?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kruge: "Now what are you doing Torg?"
Maltz: "He's been surfing the Fednet for celeb pics for the last six hours."
Kruge: "Torg, don't make me pull my Batleth on you."
Torg: "But Lord, behold. Britney Spears getting out of a car and her..."
Kruge: "Federation women! Where's my burning phaser?"
Torg: "However, it looks just like my forehead ridges. We may be related."
Kruge: "Thank you Torg for the image. Now I will need mental bleach whenever I see your head!"

 

[Outpost4]

Data: (singing to himself)

My llama lies over the ocean.
My llama lies over the sea.
My llama lies over the ocean.
Oh bring back my llama to me.
Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my llama to me, to me...

 

[NathanielM]

Kruge: "What are you doing Torg?"
Maltz: "He's been watching Britney Speares webcam for the last twelve hours, it has proven very interesting.
"Kruge: "Torg, don't make me pull my Batleth on you."
Torg: "But Lord, behold. Britney Spears coming out of the bathroom and wearing nohing but a..."
Kruge: "Federation women! Just like you Torg! Where's my burning phaser?"
Torg: "... For a Federation Woman she's not bad..."
Kruge: "Yea, she has wrinkles on her buttocks like my forehead. I guess that's something. And look at that belly, looks like a klingon woman who drank too much Klingon Ale."
Maltz "Look shes dropping the..."

Maltz and Torg look on in stunned silence, staring at the screen as Britney tramps around like a slut.

Kruge: Snap out of it and get back to your stations!

 

[NathanielM]

Data: Does anyone care to sing a round of "Row Row Row your boat?"

Troi: What a perfectly dreadful idea.

Crusher: MMM Well not what I had in mind with you Counciler in the tent later.

 

[Outpost4]

Torg: 25 across - igneous rock in lava flow - six letters, starts with B, fifth letter L.
Kruge: Basalt?
Maltz: That must be it.

 

[Outpost4]

Data: Who wants a cold brewski?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Beverly: "Well, they could..."
Troi: "I seriously doubt those are his artificial nuts."
Data (inner monologue) "Touch them..."

 

[Outpost4]

Data: These are for you, Dr. Crusher. One of the Ba'ku remarked the counselor had "a nice set of cans" and I though you should have some, too.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Data: Are your boobs as firm as these containers, Counselor, Doctor?
Deanna (to Beverly): I knew we shouldn't have said that... Now, he'll ask every female that question...
Beverly: Oh, Lord... remind me to kill our writers...

 

[LeadHead]

Torg: My lord! We hav found a weakness in the humans!
Kruge: What is it?
Maltz: It is called "American Idol." It is a program of their Reality entertainment media.
Kruge: You mean they actually watch this crap?!
Torg: Invasion my lord?
Kruge: Right away.

Data missed the point of the concept of "Forced" Shore Leave and came armed to make sure the crew had fun.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McFadden: "Have you noticed your..." sigh

Frakes: "Try it again Gates, a little more enthusiasm."

Spiner: "Relax Ladies, the writers just went on strike."

McFadden & Sirtis: "Yesss!"

Sirtis: "No more reading this shit. We're out of here! I'm buying!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Torg: "Rachel Nichols, Jennifer Morrison...Winona Ryder?"

Maltz: "By Kahless!"

Kruge: "Shit, we're in the wrong movie!"

Data: "Counselor, Doctor; I believe you dropped these back on the trail."

Crusher: "What is it?"

Data: "Your dignity."

 

[Rat Boy]

Thanks to the metaphasic radiation, the valley was overrun with tribbles in only ten minutes.

 

[Gertch]

Troi: "Data thinks if we rub llama dung on ourselves it'll keep the bugs away."


or

Troi: "Data, you're saying Captain Kirk made camp here at one time?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Gertch said:

Troi: "Data thinks if we rub llama dung on ourselves it'll keep the bugs away."

Not exactly the image I was going for, but it works. :thumbsup: