Movie Caption Contest #13: Eavesdropping

[Rat Boy]

Another strong week, so let's keep it up. The winners from last round are:

cardinal biggles said:

Tip #58: Feigning a headache is a great way to cover when you've accidentally felt up a nun.

Tharpdevenport said:

Kirk: "My god, it is forked! Carl wasn't lying!"

Vasquez Rocks said:

"Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars, if only you could bar wars, let this one stay..."

And the Photoshop award:

cultcross said:

Cos I'm a... Roc-ket-man! Burnin out my fuse up there alone....

Congrats to the winners. Now, on to the next round:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "What is it?"

Torg: "Are you sure these are the Genesis files? They look more like tera'ngan porn."

Kruge: "Porn? That idiot Valkris stole the wrong tape from Kirk!"

Maltz: "Wow. Who knew Vulcans were forked?"

Crusher: "So if our boobs are getting harder, does that mean that their..."

Troi: "Yes, yes they are."

 

[Kegek]

Kruge: What's Maltz watching?
Torg: (yawns) Another pretentious, boring foreign film made by a lot of dead guys. With subtitles.
Maltz: It's called Transformers, and its a classic!

It was at this precise moment that a little boy sitting in a movie theatre realised that Star Trek was intellectually and creatively bankrupt. It was very disillusioning. He went home and cried, and grew up to rant on the TrekBBS. The circle of life.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kruge: "You call yourself a Klingon Torg? Even a pathetic human can get to level four of T'etris"
Maltz: "A child's error. The long straight ones are better placed at the edges"

Troi: "Have you noticed how your boobs are firming up?"
Spiner: "You know the basic rule of movies is not to tell when you can show... Ladies?"

Frakes: "CUUUUTTT!!!! Spiner!"

 

[Gertch]

Troi: "Have you noticed how Data and the llama are no longer on speaking terms?"

 

[scottydog]

Maltz: "Why do I have to play the role of Curly? I want to be Moe!"

Kruge: "I am Moe, and that's that. Besides, you should know that Curly dies an honorable death."

Torg: "How does he die?"

Kruge: "Moe hits him on the head with a wrench. In battle."

Maltz: "Excellent! I will play the honorable Curly!"

Data: "Our enemies here are ruthless, cunning, and vicious."

Crusher: "Relax, Data. The Romulans, the Borg, and the Cardassians are no where near here."

Data: "I am talking about Nellie Oleson from Little House. She's right behind you."

 

[Kirby]

Maltz: What is this movie? Kirk was played by William Shatner, but who the hell is Chris Pine? Leonard Nimoy is in it, but someone else is also Spock? And is this guy supposed to be Sulu? Didn't we see him in American Pie?

Kruge: The Federation is without honor.

Crusher: Yes, we get it Data; you're a robot and you're doing "the robot". Do you have to do it everytime we take a break?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "Will you two stop watching Terms of Endearment and get back to your posts?"

Troi: "Why is he holding his testicles?"

 

[jonnyskywatcher]

Prairie Trek

 

[tharpdevenport]

Beverly: "Data, those suppositories are way too big."

 

[Rat Boy]

Christopher Lloyd: "Edward James Olmos? They wanted him first? That guy can't emote unless he starts smashing model ships!"

The franchise equivalent to Frame 226 of the Zapruder Film.

 

[Sisu]

Share this no-one!

Understood, my Lord....

We are going to this planet, even as our enemies expound the back story, we will act for the preservation of the storyline... we will seize the secrets of this ... the secrets of ultimate exposition....

 

[Valin]

Kruge: "I hate 'Night Court,' put on 'Taxi' instead."

 

[Mike Have-Not]

Valin said:

Kruge: "I hate 'Night Court,' put on 'Taxi' instead."

You've got to be kidding me! I was gonna do this caption!

D'oh! Well, great minds think alike...

 

[Sisu]

Data helpfully indicates where Troi and Crusher's breasts used to be, before being made firmer by the effects of Baku's rings.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KRUGE: Well???!!!

MALTZ: Sorry sir, Still no hits on your Match.com profile

TROI: Who's idea was it to vacation in the Andes?

DATA: Llama milk?

TROI: Oh, yeah

 

[Gertch]

KRUGE: "Have you figured out what the Federation is doing out of uniform on the planet?"

MALTZ: "Not yet sir. But I've noticed their breasts are starting to firm up."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "You were right Doctor, these implants are getting firmer too."

Kruge: "So you are the one running up the communications tarriff. Federation Idol. You have no honour."

Maltz: "That Simon Cowell-bot frightens me."

 

[Rat Boy]

Inspired by last night's South Park:

Kruge: "You fools are wasting your time. You can't hit a million points on Guitar Hero. No one can!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kruge: "WWhy can't I post images? By Kahless! Be damned this board!"