Movie Caption Contest #122: Body Language

[Alrik]

Picard: "I was simply trying to make a point, Numbah One."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "It's 'Adam and Eve', not 'Adam and Grignak'!"

Riker: "Point to the end of the Vulcan's penis."

 

[scottydog]

Picard, singing: "Baby you can drive my cah.... Yes I'm gonna be a stah...."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCOY (muttering): "Goddammit, Jim when you gonna share these bitches.."

PICARD: "Mr Crusher put those Hustlers away and stop that this instant!"

Dr. Crusher (stepping off the turbo lift) "Wesly!!!"

Data: (off screen) "Intriguing?"

Bridge crew in unison "EEEwwwww!"

 

[Shatmandu]

<Picard dances, bucking hips.>
Data: "You dance as if you are having intercourse with an invisible obese woman."

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: Numbah One, please learn how to use toilet paper properly. I'm getting tired of having to scrub the skid marks off of your underwear every time I do the laundry.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Never should have let White Castle take over Ten Forward."

 

[SantaEddie74]

McCOY:This the closest turbolift to the last workin' john in this part of the ship?

I've got a load on deck that could choke a donkey.

It is BALOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "Ahhhh, put the Christmas tree right *THERE*, Mr Worf."

Worf: <MASSIVE EYEROLL> "Sir."

 

[SantaEddie74]

Lay in a course for Our Lady of the Styrofoam Rock...


Say 100 Hail Marys, then go to maximum warp!!

 

[SantaEddie74]

LOOK what Starfleet's budgetary cutbacks in domestics and shipkeeping have done to our laundrette efficiency!!!

The selfish, paper-pushing BASTARDS!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Q, I object to this 'evidence' of the 'crimes of humanity'! These skivvies are Gorn!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Patrick Stewart: "Make it 'sir!'"

Queen Elizabeth II: "I beg your pardon?"

Patrick Stewart: "I'll shut up now."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Helm, warp one, engage!"
Helm: "Aye sir"
Picard: "Sir, eh...?

 

[Shatmandu]

Stewart: "Park this bitch on the lawn of Kensington Palace: I paid enough in taxes to these fuckers, the least thing they could do is give me a title and a good parking spot."

 

[Candlelight]

Stewart: "Park this bitch on the lawn of Kensington Palace: I paid enough in taxes to these fuckers, the least thing they could do is give me a title and a good parking spot."

Ensign: "Sir, shouldn't that be Buckingham Pal-"

Stewart: "SILENCE! I'M ABOUT TO BECOME A FECKING KNIGHT, I CAN SAY WHAT I LIKE! NOW, WHERE IS COMMANDER ROOKER?"

 

[Shatmandu]

In truth I did screw it up royally, but now that I think about it, the Enterprise would fit on the grounds of Kensington rather than Buckingham Palace.

Joe, retro-cannon

 

[SantaEddie74]

WHY is this thread still open?

Bloody hell, SHUT it!! Contest's over!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Our static warp shell adhered itself to their isometric drive when the gravimetric ..."
Picard: "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND UNSTICKY THIS BITCH!"