Movie Caption Contest #122: Body Language

[Volpone_the_Fox]

Picard: "No! It wasn't me! It was,.. it was,... Yes, it was RIKER, HE DID IT!

 

[Volpone_the_Fox]

(CXL Dup Post)

 

[Drob]

Picard: "Make it Snow!"

 

[scottydog]

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: You two, who's names I don't know or care to know. Give me information. Wait, that means we have to pay you, so forget it.

 

[Candlelight]

In his earlier days, Captain Picard was actually a referree for Aussie Rules Football.

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Rudolph, with your red nose so bright, won't you be the brussard collector on my nacelle?"

(yeah that was geeky even for me)

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Teaching the young the difference between a Texas Chili Dog and a Cleveland Steamer cannot be rushed, Doctor."

Kirk: "WHO'S HOLDING UP THE DAMNED ELEVATOR?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "SMITE!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: I can't get on?!

DAMMIT, Jim...I told you!!

That bean casserole fart was just a ONE-TIME occurrence!! Besides, turbolifts are all ventilated!!

 

[cooleddie74]

YOU get a hovercar!! And you get a hovercar!!


And...YOU get a hovercar!!!


Everyone on this bridge gets a NEW HOVERCAR!!!!!

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "That's right. About this long. Not only am I hung like a horse, I know how to use it."

 

[Candlelight]

"I just privatised world peace!"

*Bridge crew cheers*

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "There ... that distortion ..."
Riker: "Do you think it's ..."
Picard: "CATHOLICS!"

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "They're coming about!"
Picard: "Full axis rotation to port, fire all ventral bibles, stand by hail mary's, full spread"
Riker: "Shall I have the holy water standing by?"
Picard: "THEY'RE LIVING BEING OUT THERE NUMBER ONE, WE CAN'T SUBJECT THEM TO THAT KIND OF TORTURE!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Those nipples are the furtherest apart I've ever seen!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

No one took up Picard on his double finger pull challenge. Not after seeing what he had for lunch.

 

[Candlelight]

"That... certainly WAS a very special episode of Blossum"

"LOOK! Kirk and Saavik are about to fuck in the turbo lift!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Make it so-so."

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "Make it so-so."

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