Movie Caption Contest #119: Authority Figures

[scottydog]

Dougherty: "Bobbed for apples in a vat of battery acid?"

Ru'Fo: "Bobbed for apples in a vat of battery acid."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOUGHERTY: Mom said your face would freeze?

RU'FO: Mom said my face would freeze.

 

[Shatmandu]

Zerbe: "Gonna fire your agent?"
Abraham: "Gonna fire my agent."

 

[Bones2]

Chekov: "Beep?"
Pike: "Beep."

 

[Skywalker]

Chekov: "Good lord! What happened to you?"
Pike: "I went into the Neutral Zone, and not the one with the Romulans."

 

[cooleddie74]

CARTWRIGHT: It's gotten worse than even our top experts thought, Mister President!

BEHOLD...

The 200-inch flatscreen tuned to nothing but Telenovellas!

ROTH: Heaven and saints preserve us.

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE: Beep-Beep...


Sissy Boy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE AND CHEKOV (singing): hot pockets

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:De Admiral did varn you, sir...

NO using de defective suntan beds!

 

[cooleddie74]

CARTWRIGHT: Take a look for yourself, Mister President.

As you can see...the bluescreen effects aren't getting any more convincing...and this Admiral Bran Ferren that the top brass are threatening to bring in?

Even WORSE.

 

[scottydog]

CARTWRIGHT: "Jutht ath we hoped for. The thity counthel changed the name to Golden Gay Bridge!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Pike: "All I'll say is, never pass out drunk in Mother Horta's bedroom ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Roth: "You'd think that after 200 hundred years drivers would have figured out the S-turn on the Bay Bridge."

 

[Shatmandu]

Cartwright: "Listen to the way they're teaching the kids to say 'croissant' these days. 'Quay-saun.' 'Quay-saun!' Douchebags."
Stubing, shaking head: "That will have consequences down the road."

Cartwright: "Is that King Kong on the bridge spire?"
Stubing: "Nope. Shatmandu can't get the photoshop right."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Cartwright: "...And if you'll take a look at Admiral Roseanne Barr up there, I think you'll see exactly why I feel it's time to retire the mini-skirt duty uniforms."

Ru'afo (singing): "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

Pike: "Mr. Chekov, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Pike: "We're still sticky."
Chekov: "Sir, Human Resources has spoken to you about that type of comment."

 

[LeadHead]

President: Well, Admiral Cartwright, with the election behind us, we'll have 4 more years of me watching over the Federation.
Cartwright: Uh... you might want to look at the election results...

Worst Nip/Tuck Episode Ever.

Pike: Don't get too comfortable kid. You're only here because Jose Tyler was on vacation.