Movie Caption Contest #119: Authority Figures

[Skywalker]

Chekov: "Keptin! Romulan wessels are decloaking on our starboard bow! Should I raise shields?"
Pike: *beep*
Chekov: "Is...is that a yes?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "WHY IS QUINTO'S SPOCK CONSTANTLY SHOUTING???"

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "Ensign" <grunt> "Take the Conn" <panting> "I gotta drop a load" <<quickly runs to the tubolift>

Kirk: "No, no, no. You gotta have your "Fuck Face" when you're screwing a broad. Like this."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Pike: Chekov, once you've changed this last florescent tube over my head we'll be good to go.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "No, no, no. You gotta have your "Fuck Face" when you're screwing a broad. Like this."

I'm going to be laughing at that all day. Helluva way to spend Thanksgiving.

Joe, bowing

 

[Nerys Myk]

YELCHIN: JJ, he's actually turning blue like he threatened. Maybe give him a small part?

 

[Candlelight]

Pike: "Anus... anus anu anus anus anus"
Chekov: "Aren't you supposed to just beep?"
Pike: "Anus! ANUS ANUS!!!"
Chekov: "Aye sir, shields up"

 

[Shatmandu]

Pike: "All I'll say is, never have an Orion Slave Girl sit on your face."

Pike: "All I'll say is, never tell an Orion Slave Girl her turkey is dry."

 

[scottydog]

Chekov: "Hey, love the Geico lizard on your face."

Pike, sighing: "I was meant for something better, something special."

 

[Shatmandu]

Pike: "All I'll say is, never get a face tattoo in a Detroit prison."

Kirk: "ALL THAT'S REALLY LEFT IS ARCHER???"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: You're one of those cadets from that Class J ship aren't you?

CHEKOV: I swear that baffle plate was secure!!!!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Beep-beep. Beep-beep."
Pike: "Eat shit."

Pike: "All I'll say is, that Star Trek cologne needed more animal testing."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cartwright: "Allow me to present the greatest video of the year."

Roth: "Genius!"

 

[Candlelight]

Chekov: "What, er..."
Pike: "If Mr Olsen asks you to try his new deuterium-powered razor, SAY NO"

 

[Daneel]

PRESIDENT: "Impossible! It can't be true!"

CARTWRIGHT: "I'm afraid it is, Mr. President. See, it's coming up on that monitor over there. I'm sorry, but you're at the top of Mr. Blackwell's 'Worst-Dressed of 2285' list. I told you bulky robes weren't in style anymore."

SAREK (off-screen): "Aw, shit."

RU'AFO: "I'll leave you to think about your options, Picard. I'll be on the bridge -- oh, and I'm taking the Klingon with me."

DOUGHERTY: "Huh? Why do you want Commander Worf with you on the bridge?"

RU'AFO: "Have you seen the size of that gortch on his nose? If he's around, this zit I just popped on my forehead won't look so bad in comparison."

PIKE: "So tell me something, Chekov, Pavel Andreievich, did the Russians ever 'inwent' a dimmer switch? If not, than might I suggest you take the initiative and turn down these goddamn lights?! I'm going blind over here!"

 

[Candlelight]

PIKE: "I didn't have the heart to tell Sulu; it wasn't the dampeners he forgot to disengage, it's all these damn lights on the bridge which draw the power"

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Fork in the microwave?"
Pike: "Fork in the microwave."

 

[scottydog]

Chekov: "Passed out drunk on the stove top?"
Pike: "Passed out drunk on the stove top."

Chekov: "Slid face first into home plate?"
Pike: "Actually it was third base."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: Hot coffee from McDonalds?

PIKE: Hot coffee from McDonalds.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Giwing blow jobs to de Human Torch?"

Pike: "Giving blow jobs to...hey, wait a minute!"